winners

Have you been jonesin' for your very own subscription to Bitch, yet still haven't found the time to subscribe? Well friends, the time is now, because if you subscribe by the end of this weekend you'll be one of the first feminists to get a copy of our new issue, Make Believe!


This is not the cover of the Make Believe issue, but you get the idea.

Hey Bitch fans! Remember how we've got an amazing subscription deal going on right now? Where in addition to subscriptions/renewals to your favorite independent magazine being just $19.96, every 50th subscriber wins a prize? Well, we announced five lucky winners last week, and we've got two more for you today! Congratulations to Karine in Montreal, CA and Josh in Greensboro, NC —both of whom won $25 to Powell's online for renewing their subscriptions!

Disappointed not to see your name on this list? Fear not. The sale is on until Thursday, July 22nd! That gives you plenty of time to subscribe and win!

You know how we're having this awesome subscription sale right now where every 50th subscriber wins a prize? (Subscriptions are just $19.96 for a limited time. Subscribe/renew today!) Well five of you have already won the fabulous Bitch Prize of a $25 gift certificate to Powell's Books or Powell's online! Congratulations to:

• Eryn in New York, New York
• Alesia in Vestal, New York
• Karen in Salt Lake City, UT
• Breanne in Seattle, WA
• Amanda in Franktown, CO

If you don't see your name on this list, don't worry! It's not too late to celebrate independent media by subscribing to/renewing your subscription to Bitch, the greatest magazine this world has ever known. Do it now and you might see your name on the next list of winners!

Thanks so much to everyone who participated in our feminist joke contest earlier this month! After much careful consideration, we have chosen our top five. Because we don't have addresses and contact info for the people who comment on this site (you know, because we aren't creeps), if you are one of the winners you'll need to contact Kelsey (that's me) with your info so that she (I) can send you your prize: A copy of A Map of Home by Randa Jarrar!

THE WINNERS (in no particular order):

lauraxorz: Q: (you, the awesome woman telling this joke, hold up pointer and middle fingers together) Why can't you masturbate with these two fingers?

A: (you, as the awesome woman telling this joke, have to say this) Because they're mine!

The remaining winners after the jump!