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Sweet Valley High

BiblioBitch: Sweet Valley Confidential

Books post by Deb Jannerson on April 6, 2011 - 11:53am; tagged BiblioBitch, nostalgia, sweet valley, Sweet Valley High, virgin/whore.

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Life was wonderful and simple when I was queen of the prom, when all that seemed to matter was how cute you were? And I was very cute. Just thinking about those days that are so gone depresses me. Everything depresses me today. Especially my own life.

Jessica and Elizabeth are back, and they are as inconsistent, problematic and riveting as ever. Read on for fangirlisms, mild spoilers, and thoughts on whether Francine Pascal is just making fun of us.

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Diablo Cody Takes on the Wakefields

Movies post by Kelsey Wallace on September 23, 2009 - 1:26pm; tagged books, Diablo Cody, fun, movies, screen adaptation, Sweet Valley High, Wakefield twins.
Those of you who lost your wetties over Kjerstin's and my pan of Jennifer's Body (one Twitter follower says she "doesn't want to know [us] anymore." Move on.org already, amirite?) can take heart in the fact that we are not total haters. I for one am genuinely psyched at the news that Ms. Cody will be adapting Sweet Valley High for the big screen.

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Girls, I hope Todd will still like you when you bust out the wise cracks!


What will this Cody-penned adaptation look like? Who will star? omgthereisgoingtobeanSVHmovie!
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