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Jennifer's Body was a bummer. I mean wettie-killer.

Video post by Kjerstin Johnson, Submitted by Kjerstin Johnson on September 22, 2009 - 8:36pm; tagged Amanda Seyfried, Diablo Cody, horror movies, Jennifer's Body, megan fox, movie reviews, movies, slasher films, Women in Film.

This movie should have been awesome!

Like many feminist blog readers and pop-culture junkies, Kelsey and I have been following the hype on Jennifer's Body , starring Megan Fox as a cheerleader-turned-flesh-eating-demon and Amanda Seyfried as her loyal but mousier (Hollywood mousier) BFF, since we watched the preview way back in July. We finally got a chance to see it this Monday, and while hate is a strong word, there was one too many WTF? moments ("867-5309"?!) for us to get a feminist buzz off this flick (especially after being surprisingly touched by Whip It preview). So like the vlogging pioneers we strive to be (did you know we have a video page?) we sat down moments after the credits rolled to give our impressions, which include a primer on Diablo Cody's latest vernacular additions (:30), why we were disappointed (1:13), and of course its redeeming qualities (What? Unlike some people--JENNIFER!--we're not all filled with black bile and bloodlust. 4:19)! Check 'er out and share your own spoiler-filled thoughts on the movie! Transcript after the jump.
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My Bloody Valentine 3D: Crappy Treatment of Women Flies Right off the Screen

Movies post by Tammy Oler, Submitted by Tammy Oler on January 25, 2009 - 2:57pm; tagged Betsy Rue, horror, horror films, horror movies, My Bloody Valentine, My Bloody Valentine 3D, slasher, slasher films.

My Bloody ValentineAs a big horror fan, I've been excited to see what My Bloody Valentine 3D would do for the genre, which trades primarily on thrills and spectacle.  But even if I wasn't into horror, the film would be worth taking note of because it's one of the first contemporary films shot in 3D that is not a family picture (and not animated, at that).  The film's success will no doubt be a benchmark for studios considering shooting other films in 3D.  So I'm disappointed to report that, while the film is something of a technological marvel, its (mis)treatment of its female characters is nothing to be excited about. 

More after the jump - and minor spoilers ahead...

 

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