Sarah Burge

Douchebag Decree: Sarah "Human Barbie" Burge, Mother and Plastic Surgery Voucher-Giver

Douchebag Decree post by Kelsey Wallace on January 5, 2012 - 12:40pm; tagged Douchebag Decree, plastic surgery, Sarah Burge.
What do you get the seven-year-old girl who has everything? Well, if you're Sarah Burge, self-proclaimed "Human Barbie," and the girl in question is your daughter Poppy, you give her a voucher for breast implants for her birthday, and you follow it up with a Christmas voucher for liposuction. Happy Holidays!

Poppy, a blond white girl, holding a plastic surgery voucher. Her mother, a blond white woman, stands in the background
The gift that keeps on giving (you a complex about your body).
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