Thanks so much to everyone who participated in our
feminist joke contest earlier this month! After much careful consideration, we have chosen our top five. Because we don't have addresses and contact info for the people who comment on this site (you know, because we aren't creeps), if you are one of the winners you'll need to contact
Kelsey (that's me) with your info so that she (I) can send you your prize: A copy of
A Map of Home by Randa Jarrar!
THE WINNERS (in no particular order):
lauraxorz:
Q: (you, the awesome woman telling this joke, hold up pointer and middle fingers together) Why can't you masturbate with these two fingers?
A: (you, as the awesome woman telling this joke, have to say this) Because they're mine!
The remaining winners after the jump!