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Douchebag Decree: Barbara MacEwen & the Haters of New York

Social Commentary post by Deb Jannerson on July 7, 2011 - 9:36am; tagged anti-gay, gay marriage, NOM, religion.

"ye olde douchebag decree" in royal blue letters over a baby blue drawing of a douchebag. Underneath, in small red letters, is type reading "BITCH HEREBY DECLARES THE FOLLOWING PERSON A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG."

Still thrilled about New York's victory for marriage equality? Yep, me too. I wish I could have finished off Pride month in the Big Apple amongst millions of ecstatic fellow QUILTBAGs.

You know who's not as happy, though? Douchebaggery all-stars like big-gay-storm-fearers NOM (which stands for National Organization for Marriage, and yes, they often write it as "NOM") and the Campaign for Children and Their Families. Both of these hateful, misleadingly named groups have been thorns in activists' sides for awhile, but now, NOM has a new heroine and faux-"casualty": Barbara MacEwen, the town clerk for Volney, New York.

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