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Ms. Taken

Ms. Taken = Puke In My Mouth

DigiBitch post by Kelsey Wallace on May 8, 2009 - 11:15am; tagged fake engagement rings, harrassment, internet videos, Jizz In My Pants, Ms. Taken, Pantless Knights, SNL, WTF?.
At first, when I heard there was a video out there in response to the SNL/Lonely Island's Pet Shop Boys-esque "Jizz In My Pants" that was calling itself a "ladies' response", I was psyched. I love when funny ladies do things! And think of the hilarious possibilities to be had with a "Jizz In My Pants" response! So you can imagine my dismay when I learned that a) the video was written and made by a group of men and just features women, and b) the video is actually a commercial for the ridiculous fake engagement ring company Ms. Taken.

Peep the video, and then let's discuss:

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