One of my tasks here at Bitch headquarters is to open the mail
and keep an inventory of the books and CDs that are coming in for
possible review. Today I arrived at the office, tired and doped up on
DayQuil, needing a basket in which to place all of my angsty eggs and I
found that basket in this week's *Most Ridiculous Book To Be Shipped To Bitch For Possible Review In Our Magazine*.