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Men Who Rock! Funny Because it's Sexist (and True).

Social Commentary post by Kelsey Wallace on October 3, 2012 - 12:46pm; tagged LOLz, rolling stone, satire, sexism, women in music.
In this week's edition of The Stranger, Emily Nokes and Bree McKenna hilariously turn sexist music journalism on its head with their local bands feature "Men Who Rock!"

Stranger cover featuring a white shirtless man looking coyly at the camera. The words Men Who Rock are under him.
Guys who aren't afraid to get their rock on!
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I Can Has Feminizm?

Comedy post by Kelsey Wallace on February 27, 2010 - 10:00am; tagged I Can Has Cheezburger?, I Can Has Feminizm?, Kell on Earth, LOLz, twitter.
OK, so a few of us at the Bitch office might be just a little obsessed with Bravo's Kell on Earth, the reality show based on Kelly Cutrone and her fashion PR company People's Revolution. What can we say? It's really good. If you watch the show as well, you know that someone got fired on this week's episode for inappropriate tweeting (video here). Hey, NOBODY TWEETS ABOUT PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION AND GETS AWAY WITH IT. Not even this LOLcat:

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Comedy post by Kelsey Wallace on February 20, 2010 - 3:59pm; tagged I Can Has Cheezburger?, I Can Has Feminizm?, LOLz, Winter Olympics, women's ski jump.
Can you believe women still aren't allowed to ski jump in the Olympics? Good thing the campaign to include a women's ski jump event in the 2014 games is already underway. And this kitteh is going to be ready:



Inspired, no doubt, by this video:
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I Can Has Feminizm?

Comedy post by Kelsey Wallace on February 13, 2010 - 12:34pm; tagged I Can Has Cheezburger?, I Can Has Feminizm?, LOLz, Olympics, Winter Olympics.
Oh hai. So it's been a while since the last installment of I Can Has Feminizm?, but fear not: Feminizt LOLz r bak. And just in time for the sporting event of the season! (You knew that cats love the Winter Olympics, right?)

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Comedy post by Kelsey Wallace on November 21, 2009 - 11:35am; tagged Art/See, cats, dogs, I Can Has Cheezburger?, I Can Has Feminizm?, LOLz.
Hey Bitch fans! You know we have a brand new issue out, right? Well, these cats (and dogs) are in the know, and they are so happy they're using the only medium out there that could properly express their animal joy to tell you about it: LOLz.

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More Art/See LOLz after the jump!
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Comedy post by Kelsey Wallace on November 7, 2009 - 12:22pm; tagged gay marriage, I Can Has Cheezburger?, I Can Has Feminizm?, LOLz, Maine, Washington.
This week was an important one for same-sex marriage legislation, no matter which side you're on (you should be on the side of same-sex marriage). And around here, when important things happen, important LOLz must be consulted.

This kitteh is NOT happy about voters repealing the same-sex marriage law in Maine this week, and we can't blame her:

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This next LOL animal is optimistic about the future of same-sex marriage legislation, inspired by the fact that a vote in Washington state this week not only granted the same rights to homosexual couples that heterosexual couples get (y'know, besides the whole "marriage" thing) but it marked the first time that legislation to dramatically expand gay rights has been approved by a statewide vote of the people anywhere in the US. Yay! Next stop, marriage!

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And those of you who follow I Can Has Feminizm might recognize these advocates from our first-ever LOLz post:

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Awww. You can always count on feminizt LOLz to be both cute and logical. Remember that YOU (that's right, we're talking to you) can send us your own feminist LOLz to be featured on this very blog. Just go to the LOL builder and send your creations to us via the blog tips page. We know you've got some adorable animal pics floating around that are just begging for a feminist caption. Have a great weekend, and let's go marriage equality!
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Social Commentary post by Kelsey Wallace on October 2, 2009 - 2:55pm; tagged abortion, cats, dogs, I Can Has Cheezburger?, I Can Has Feminizm?, iTunes, LOLz, Orrin Hatch.
Ah, the weekend. A time to unwind and have some fun. This particular weekend, I am in New York for my friends' wedding . And you know what the best way to celebrate a wedding (or any special occasion, really) is, don't you? With LOLz, of course!!!

The first special occasion we're celebrating with LOLz this week is Senator Orrin Hatch's abortion amendments were summarily rejected. He wanted to make sure that "abortions could not be covered by any insurance offered through the planned health-insurance exchanges" and that women who wanted their insurance plans to cover abortions would have to buy additional abortion plans. You know, because everyone likes to plan out their abortions years in advance. At any rate, Hatch was shut down, and this puppeh is pretty happy about it:

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As you may know, here at Bitch we're also celebrating our new iTunes channel. Subscribe today! These dogs already did, and look how much fun they're having:

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Of course, LOLz aren't just good for celebrating special occasions. They are also good for making fun of things you hate. We hate Men's News Daily because they are total a-holes. (For evidence of said a-hole-ishness, check out this article on why feminists are to blame for unfair rape laws. Yikes.) This cat hates Men's News Daily, too:

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So there you have it, some LOLz to brighten your weekend. If you ever feel like making a few feminizt LOLz of your own (and we know you will), visit the I Can Has Cheezburger? LOL Builder and send 'em our way. Kthxbai.
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Comedy post by Kelsey Wallace on September 27, 2009 - 10:39am; tagged feminizm, I Can Has Cheezburger?, I Can Has Feminizm?, Jenny Slate, LOLz, SNL, sonia sotomayor, television.
It's finally here, the moment you've been waiting for all week long. No, we're not talking about tonight's episode of Mad Men (but omg what is going to happen to Joan?), we're talking about FEMINIZT LOLZ!!! Why? Because LOLz are watching even when we aren't. Check out what their sharp eyes caught on television this week!

Say, did anyone see Jenny Slate's now infamous swear-word slip on SNL last night?

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Bunnies are sooo conservative! Get over it already!


What about the Yankees game on Saturday? Did anyone get a chance to see the ceremonial opening pitch?

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In this case, that seems like a good thing. Way to go, Sonia!


And what about television this week? From the disappointing premiere of The Good Wife to the stereotype-laden The Witches of Eastwick, this hasn't been a great television season for women so far. Will things get any better?

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Hmm . . . She must be talking about Cougar Town.


Sigh. What would we do without LOLz? Be a lot sadder, that's what. So if you've got some feminizt LOLz hiding up your sleeve, send them our way! Have a grate weekend.
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DigiBitch post by Kelsey Wallace on September 19, 2009 - 12:35pm; tagged cats, dogs, dragons, Henry Gibson, hyenas, I Can Has Cheezburger?, I Can Has Feminizm?, kanye west, LOLz, Mary Travers, Patrick Swayze, R.I.P..
This season has been unofficially dubbed The Summer of Death, and unfortunately this past week was no exception. As pop culture loving feminists, we are all saddened by the passings of Patrick Swayze, Mary Travers, and Henry Gibson, to name only a few. We all grieve in different ways, to be sure, but a couple of LOL tributez never hurt anybody. In order to ease our collective pain, we bring you the I Can Has Feminizm? R.I.P. Edition.

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We'll miss you, Patrick Swayze. You meant a lot to many young feminizts, this kitteh included.


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Magic dragons everywhere are mourning the loss of Mary Travers... Wait! What's this?!
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I Can Has Feminizm?

DigiBitch post by Kelsey Wallace on September 13, 2009 - 12:03pm; tagged ellen degeneres, fashion, feminizm, I Can Has Cheezburger?, I Can Has Feminizm?, LOLz, Serena Williams.
Well, it's the weekend again, and nothing is better on a Sunday afternoon than kicking back with a cup of coffee and laughing at photos of animals that have been captioned in LOLspeak. Amirite? So sit back, relax, and let the LOLz roll.

Did you get a chance to read Sady's post this week about Ellen Degeneres taking over as a judge on American Idol?. Well, this kitteh is pretty psyched:

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(Ellen likes to wear vests and ties, and so does the cat! Get it? LOLOLOL)

And has anyone been following Serena Williams' alleged foot fault freakout? Regardless of what she says she said, these tigers feel their behavior is justified:

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And those of you who had a chance to listen to the most recent episode of Popaganda may agree with this kitteh that the fashion industry suxxx:

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So there you have it, some LOLz to brighten your weekend. If you ever feel like making a few feminizt LOLz of your own (and we know you will), visit the I Can Has Cheezburger? LOL Builder and send 'em our way. Kthxbai.
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