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Douchebag Decree: Douche Roundup! Herman Cain Edition

Science and Politics post by Mac Pogue, Submitted by Mac Pogue on November 3, 2011 - 4:55pm; tagged Ann Coulter, Herman Cain, jokes, political scandals.

"ye olde douchebag decree" in blue letters with a light blue hand-drawn douchebag in the background, and "BITCH HEREBY DECLARES THE FOLLOWING PERSON A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG" in small letters in red underneath.

The Republican party can't catch a break, what with all this Herman Cain business. They're sad that everyone's got them figured all wrong. They're jokesters! They're not racist! They will completely believe and support the victim of a high-profile sexual scandal, if only she would come forward! This week's Decree isn't for Herman Cain, who's got quite a collection already. Instead, let's take a look at all of the (Grand Old) party people who take the Herman Cain scandal not as another episode in a long string of disheartening sexual harassment cases, but rather as "OMG THE DEATH OF FUN."

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On Our Radar

Bitch HQ post by Deb Jannerson, Submitted by Deb Jannerson on May 27, 2011 - 1:34pm; tagged black film, book reviews, college, Degrassi: The Next Generation, Facebook, feminist blogosphere, identity politics, interviews, jokes, links, marriage equality, On Our Radar, police brutality, QUILTBAG, sexuality, tv, victim-blaming.

Friday is linkday!

  • Bitch Leadership Council member and Feminist Coming Out Day organizer Lena Chen shares her experiences writing a popular sex blog as a college student on Salon.
  • RH Reality Check passes on a video of parents of a killed gay soldier speaking out for marriage equality in Minnesota.
  • Marcia Herring evaluates Degrassi's surprisingly (and infuriatingly) poor recent address of date rape at Feministing and Bitch Flicks.
  • Bitch contributor Alyx Vesey reviews BrassBastardz' Timeline for Scratched Vinyl.
  • HuffPo discusses the argument of whether Facebook postings can constitute fireable offenses.
  • Over at Jezebel, Dodai Stewart talks about those ridiculous "Are white people being discriminated against?" polls and shares a powerful clip from the upcoming documentary, Dark Girls, about being black with dark skin in the USA.
  • Also at Jezebel, Jenna Sauers reports on Miley Cyrus' recent tweets against Urban Outfitters' anti-gay politics and knock-off fashions.
  • Mounia talks about the media's continued depiction of Dominique Strauss-Kahn as the victim on Feministe. ColorLines rounds up the implicit messages of this coverage.
  • Also at ColorLines, Thoai Lu reports on a shocking incident by the D.C. Metro Police against an elder in a wheelchair. Trigger warning for video and description of physical violence.
  • Bitch contributor Jarrah Hodge reviews Feminism for Real, which is now for sale at Bitch Mart, for her blog, Gender Focus.
  • Bitch contributor Emily Manuel talks about that Rapture that didn't happen, and why we're compelled to joke about it, at GlobalComment.
  • AfterEllen gives us the news on The United States of Tara and Nurse Jackie. Preview: Only one of these shows is getting another season.
  • Cross-posted at Her Blueprint and Racialicious, Simba Russeau writes of Algerian activist Randa and her book of interviews, Memoirs of Randa the Trans.
  • Also at Racialicious: "No, Joan Walsh, racial criticism does not equal 'identity politics.'"

Thoughts? What else have you been reading online?

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TelevIsm: The Offensive Olympics: South Park

TV post by RMJ, Submitted by RMJ on June 9, 2010 - 11:11am; tagged Cartman, cartoons, comedy, family guy, jokes, offensive olympics, South Park, television, TelevIsm.

Image description: Cartman of South Park with messy hair in orange holding a CD reading "Slayer".

Today, in my effort to compare and measure just how guilty I should feel for laughing at Family Guy and South Park, I'm looking at five different South Park episodes individually and quantitatively.
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