Joan Jett

School's out for summer, and I'm feeling antsy. I want to throw garbage cans at mailboxes, drink warm Budweiser in the back of a pick-up truck, and smoke cigarettes in front of the arcade. I want to drive around the neighborhood with the windows down so everyone can hear the brilliance of Suzi Quatro.

I remember back when the WNBA started, back in 1997. I remember how the league’s slogan, "We Got Next," was one of the best marketing slogans I’d ever heard....