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Jerry Sandusky

Douchebag Decree: Jerry Sandusky, Joe Paterno, and the PSU Administration That Covered It Up

Douchebag Decree post by Jacob Dittmer on November 10, 2011 - 12:23pm; tagged Douchebag Decree, Jerry Sandusky, Joe Paterno, PSU.

"ye olde douchebag decree" in blue letters with a light blue hand-drawn douchebag in the background, and "BITCH HEREBY DECLARES THE FOLLOWING PERSON A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG" in small letters in red underneath.

Trigger warning: This post contains descriptions of rape, molestation, and abuse.

As you probably know, some epic douchiness transpired recently in State College Pa., where Jerry Sandusky exerted his power as an assistant coach at a semi-religious institution (Penn State Football) to (allegedly) rape boys. And in the six days since the indictment on Sandusky dropped, a douche-laden web of white men protecting the job and reputation of another (alleged child rapist) white man has been revealed.

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