Wedding season is upon us again, but instead of focusing on that bridesmaid's dress fitting your cousin will kill you if you don't attend, why don't you focus on the only marriage that America cares about? You guessed it, the OBAMA MARRIAGE (that's right; it's in caps because it is so unbelievably important). Whether it's because they love to love it or love to hate it, members of the media can't seem to get enough of the OBAMA MARRIAGE lately. Some fun facts:
The Obamas
go on dates!
Sometimes these dates
happen in Paris!
Some husbands think Barack Obama is
ruining their marriages by going on these dates!
Some single women are
looking for their own Barack to take them on dates!
Back in the year 2000 (remember way back then?)
the OBAMA MARRIAGE was in trouble! Could it be because they weren't going on enough dates?!?
At any rate, the media wants to go on a big, fat date with the OBAMA MARRIAGE and either propose to it and embarrass it in front of the whole restaurant, or stand it up and embarrass it in front of the whole restaurant, depending on who you ask. Why is that?
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