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Douchebag Decree: Dr. Pepper, Doucheologist and Men-Only Drink Specialist

Douchebag Decree post by Kelsey Wallace on October 13, 2011 - 9:48am; tagged commercials, diet, Douchebag Decree, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper 10, men.
Oh "light" beverages. When will you stop freaking out and shoving your unnecessarily constructed masculinity in our faces? The latest in this long line of I'm-so-manly-it's-sexist diet drinks (predecessors include Miller Lite, Pepsi Max, and Coke Zero) is none other than Dr. Pepper 10, with a new ad campaign that screams IT'S NOT FOR WOMEN.

Dr Pepper can and ad copy which reads: all 23 flavors. just 10 manly calories. It's not for women.
What makes a calorie manly? A tiny patch of chest hair and a miniature disdain for womanly calories? Read on to find out!
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