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Douchebag Decree: Reebok EasyTone's Butt Claims Are Full of Shit

Social Commentary post by Kelsey Wallace on September 29, 2011 - 12:40pm; tagged Douchebag Decree, EasyTone, Reebok.

"ye olde douchebag decree" in blue letters with a light blue hand-drawn douchebag in the background, and "BITCH HEREBY DECLARES THE FOLLOWING PERSON A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG" in small letters in red underneath.

Remember Reebok's line of EasyTone shoes? The ones with the dry-heave-inducing commercials that claim to "make your boobs jealous" by toning your butt? Yeah, turns out that wasn't just a sexist ad campaign, it was also a lie.
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Douchebag Decree: TV Guide Declares Taraji P. Henson Not a "Person of Interest"

TV post by Kelsey Wallace on September 22, 2011 - 12:12pm; tagged Douchebag Decree, Person of Interest, Taraji P. Henson, TV Guide.

"ye olde douchebag decree" in blue letters with a light blue hand-drawn douchebag in the background, and "BITCH HEREBY DECLARES THE FOLLOWING PERSON A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG" in small letters in red underneath.



Oscar-nominated actor Taraji P. Henson stars in the new CBS drama Person of Interest, but you wouldn't know that if you asked TV Guide.
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Douchebag Decree: Billy Corgan Decides Transphobia is the Only Way to Get Attention

Music post by Mac Pogue on September 8, 2011 - 10:55am; tagged Billy Corgan, Devi Ever, Douchebag Decree, transphobia.

"ye olde douchebag decree" in blue letters with a light blue hand-drawn douchebag in the background, and "BITCH HEREBY DECLARES THE FOLLOWING PERSON A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG" in small letters in red underneath.

Billy Corgan continued his downward trajectory towards irrelevancy (wrestling, anyone?) last week by not only insulting, slandering and threatening violence against Portland-based guitar pedal maker Devi Ever, but by making some incredibly transphobic statements for all of the Internet to see.

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Douchebag Decree: Southwest Airlines

Douchebag Decree post by Deb Jannerson on August 25, 2011 - 10:28am; tagged Douchebag Decree, fatphobia, size acceptance, travel.

"ye olde douchebag decree" in blue letters with a light blue hand-drawn douchebag in the background, and "BITCH HEREBY DECLARES THE FOLLOWING PERSON A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG" in small letters in red underneath.

When I heard that Southwest had done something appalling, my first thought was, "Again?"

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Douchebag Decree: Jours Après Lunes, Lingerie for Girls

Social Commentary post by Kelsey Wallace on August 18, 2011 - 1:01pm; tagged Douchebag Decree, girls, Jours Apres Lunes, objectification, underwear.

"ye olde douchebag decree" in blue letters with a light blue hand-drawn douchebag in the background, and "BITCH HEREBY DECLARES THE FOLLOWING PERSON A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG" in small letters in red underneath.

I lived in France for a short time in my carefree younger days, and I have fond memories of their refreshing attitudes about sex (and also soft cheeses): Ne t'inquietes pas! C'est naturel! and so on. However, call it the American prude in me, but I am thoroughly creeped out by this new line of lingerie for girls ages three months and up by the French company Jours Après Lunes. Making out on a park bench or not shaving your armpits or what have you is one thing, but putting a bra on a four-year old is something else entirely.

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Douchebag Decree: New York Post

Social Commentary post by Nicole Morales on August 11, 2011 - 11:46am; tagged Douchebag Decree, New York Post, NYP cover, Rupert Murdoch.

"ye olde douchebag decree" in blue letters with a light blue hand-drawn douchebag in the background, and "BITCH HEREBY DECLARES THE FOLLOWING PERSON A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG" in small letters in red underneath.

The New York Post likens the US stock market to "a hooker’s drawers" with a "hooker" on its cover. Meanwhile, Rupert Murdoch is back in town.

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Douchebag Decree: Chick Beer, the "Beer for Women"

Douchebag Decree post by Kelsey Wallace on July 28, 2011 - 12:53pm; tagged beer, Chick Beer, Douchebag Decree.
"ye olde douchebag decree" in blue letters with a light blue hand-drawn douchebag in the background, and "BITCH HEREBY DECLARES THE FOLLOWING PERSON A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG" in small letters in red underneath.

Are you a woman who secretly enjoys beer yet can't find one girly enough to suit your needs? Would you enjoy beer more if it were pink, low in carbs, and super sweet? Well never fear, because Chick Beer is here!
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Douchebag Decree: Scott Adams, Douchetoonist

Douchebag Decree post by Kelsey Wallace on June 23, 2011 - 3:52pm; tagged Dilbert, Douchebag Decree, Scott Adams.
"ye olde douchebag decree" in blue letters with a light blue hand-drawn douchebag in the background, and "BITCH HEREBY DECLARES THE FOLLOWING PERSON A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG" in small letters in red underneath.

Have you been following the Scott "rape is a natural instinct" Adams story? If not, hold on to your hat barf bag. Adams, creator of the cartoon Dilbert and noted mega-douche wrote on his blog recently that, among other things, men are naturally prone to raping women (and "tweeting their meat," which he lumps into the same sentence as rape) and society is to blame.
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Douchebag Decree: The NYPD Rape Acquittal

Social Commentary post by Kelsey Wallace on May 26, 2011 - 3:14pm; tagged Douchebag Decree, NYPD, police, protest, rape.
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Sometimes a situation is so horrible that a Douchebag Decree just doesn't cut it. However, I can think of nothing douchier today than the NYPD trial verdict, which found the two accused officers not guilty of rape.
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Douchebag Decree: Comcast VP Steve Kipp, Attempted Reel Grrls Camp-Ruiner

Social Commentary post by Kelsey Wallace on May 19, 2011 - 12:40pm; tagged comcast, Douchebag Decree, Reel Grrls.
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Reel Grrls, the awesome Seattle-based nonprofit organization that teaches media production to young women, has been under douche attack! Recently, Reel Grrls tweeted about the massive conflict of interest that is FCC Commissioner Meredith Attwell Baker's new job at NBC (this coming after she voted for the NBC/Comcast merger, natch) and Comcast's Steve Kipp responded by attempting to pull the funding for their summer film camp. WTF!?
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