Douchebag Decree

Every now and then there are just too many d-bags committing too many acts of douchebaggery to pick just one. Plus there's the whole 'is-this-person-alone-even-worth-blogging-about' question to reckon with. But hey, that's why god invented the Special Two for One Edition, right? Here goes...

This week’s shiny golden douchebag statuette goes to Robert Rector of the Heritage Foundation. A recent article published in The New York Times reported that the number of people living in households lacking consistent access to adequate food his risen to 49 million Americans. In the 14 years that the Department of Agriculture has been collecting these statistics, these are the highest ever.

A bit more data from the survey to put this in perspective: of those 49 million, one third of respondents reported that they are "outright hungry" meaning they experience frequent hunger pains, are forced to skip meals or reduce portion sizes.

The households facing the most dramatic food shortages are usually headed by single mothers. In the last year, the numbers of households reporting severe food insecurity that also contain children has swelled by almost 200,000 to top out at 506,000. Of those 506,000 households, 37% were headed by single mothers as opposed to 14% that reported married, two-parent heads.

Now this is where the d-bag factor increases exponentially in relation to the food insecurity data.

Just when you thought there were no more reasons to hate the beauty industrial complex, right? I mean, first they shove the idea down our throats that as women we need painted nails, painted lips, processed hair, perfumed skin, and even chemically enhanced eyelashes, and now beauty products are the next weapons of mass destruction!

You read that right; earlier today in New York a man was arrested on the charge that he "had recently bought bomb-making supplies from beauty supply stores" and was planning on using them for evil. And not just the kind of evil that makes you feel bad about your fingernails, either.