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Dark of the Matinée: I Hope You're Happy // Melancholia

Movies post by Sara Reihani on November 18, 2011 - 1:54pm; tagged dark of the matinee, film, Lars Von Trier, Melancholia, movies.
Still from the movie Melancholia. Kirsten Dunst, a young blonde white woman, in a white wedding dress and veil, holding a bouquet of white flowers, floating down a river on her back, surrounded by green reeds and lily pads.
Since I saw Melancholia at Fantastic Fest 2011, I haven't been sure how to respond when people ask me if it's good. It feels inappropriate to summarize it in those terms: the single best word to describe it isn't "good" or "bad" but "uncomfortable." It's a full two hours but feels longer, full of headache-inducing hand-held shots and constantly shifting focus, but the most unsettling thing about it is how blatantly nihilistic it is.
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Dark of the Matinée: Digital Champion // Mamoru Hosoda

Movies post by Sara Reihani on August 26, 2011 - 11:13am; tagged animation, dark of the matinee, film, movies, summer, summer wars, the girl who leapt through time.

Unlike Miyazaki, Hosoda embraces our dependence on virtual worlds, but not naively. He's aware of its dangers and isn't above satirizing it; the resemblance of the OZ hub to Murakami's deranged pandas, combined with its toothy, walleyed grin, makes even the pre-Love Machine OZ appear fun, but slightly dangerous, and the entire Love Machine storyline is a cautionary tale against putting all of one's faith in online solutions. That combination of wariness and recognition of digital culture is something I don't think we would ever see from Miyazaki.
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Dark of the Matinée: 21st Century F*ck // Friends With Benefits

Movies post by Sara Reihani on August 11, 2011 - 12:20pm; tagged dark of the matinee, film, friends with benefits, movie, romantic comedy, summer movie.
Mila Kunis, a young white woman, and Justin Timberlake, a young white man, sitting on a green couch talking and drinking beer out of bottles in the movie Friends with Benefits

The most annoying way in which this film tries to encapsulate 2011 is by making its characters as media-saturated as possible. In the twenty-first century, we have apparently transcended platitudes simply by becoming conscious of their presence in our lives. These hip young New Yorkers with their telephone cameras and their rainbow parties are too self-aware to internalize movie cliches without repeatedly making self-deprecating verbal references to said cliches in casual conversation, preferably while incorporating pop psychology terms like "emotionally damaged," "intimacy issues" and "coping mechanism." Their banter is wholly unsatisfying because it's not actually witty, it's just a bunch of semi-tactless observations and mashed-together pop culture references delivered as if they were jokes (I haven't heard Third Eye Blind mentioned this many times since... ever).
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Dark of the Matinée: Everyone Dies // Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

Movies post by Sara Reihani on July 26, 2011 - 12:17pm; tagged Christian, dark of the matinee, film, Harry Potter, movies, religion, summer movies.
animated gif of Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger dancing to Single Ladies

Despite the obvious social critiques in the books, I never consciously drew parallels between the wizarding world and my world. I wanted Harry Potter to exist in a vacuum. But as the books went on, the back stories grew more complex, the danger became more insidious and intimidating, and the fantasy world turned out to be as confusing and terrifying as my real post-9/11 adolescent world. I dreaded the release of the last two books, knowing I would endure them more than I enjoyed them, but the idea of simply abandoning the series never even crossed my mind. Not only did I not want to analyze the books as cultural products or actively criticize them, I was and still am basically incapable of doing so (if you would like a really feminism-centric response to Harry Potter, Sady Doyle has a good one). Because I grew up reading these books, I have internalized the messages that I uncritically accepted in a way I only really could when I was a kid. As far as I'm concerned, it's word of God, and I don't think I'm the only one who feels that way.
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Dark of the Matinée: Shadow Play // Lotte Reiniger's The Adventures of Prince Achmed

Movies post by Sara Reihani on July 19, 2011 - 10:06am; tagged animation, dark of the matinee, film, Lotte Reiniger, movies, The Adventures of Prince Achmed.

a black and white photo of Lotte Reiniger at her desk working on a shadow puppet

Like so many other aspects of the film industry, animation is still a male-dominated field. In the early days of the industry, women worked most often as inkers and painters, so while their work was arduous and crucial, it often went uncredited and rarely got them promoted to supervising or directing positions. Fortunately, women are constantly gaining ground in animation, especially as producers – Toy Story 3, produced by Darla K. Anderson, became the highest-grossing animated movie of all freaking time – and I'm already counting down the months until Brave, which will feature Pixar's first female lead plus is co-written by Irene Mecchi, who you might know as creator of the esteemed Recycle Rex (really) and co-writer of a little movie called The Lion King (due credit also goes to Osamu Tekuza and, uh, Shakespeare). But let's turn the clock back and pay a little homage to a woman who became an animation pioneer before 3D, before CGI, even before Mary Ellen Bute's experimental shorts or Retta Scott's Disney screen credit: Charlotte "Lotte" Reiniger (1899-1981).

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Dark of the Matinée: That Boy's Life // Super 8

Movies post by Sara Reihani on July 5, 2011 - 11:06am; tagged dark of the matinee, film, J.J. Abrams, movies, Steven Spielberg, Super 8.
Five white kids stand in a field around a camera. They are making a Super 8 movie. Three of them, all boys, operate the camera equipment while the other two, a boy and a girl, stand nearby in old-timey costumes

Super 8 is one of the few movies I was genuinely excited to see this summer, and for the most part, it lived up to the hype. It's a consummate summer movie if there ever was one: it's got action, romance, aliens, explosions, and even takes place during summer. It's not a groundbreaking or exceptional movie by any means, but I felt fully engaged with it and enchanted by it while I watched, comforted by the familiar rhythm of cliché parent-child relationships and minor character comic relief, and viscerally thrilled by the reptilian pleasure of watching stuff blow up.
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Dark of the Matinée: Celebrity Hate Crush // Bad Teacher

Movies post by Sara Reihani on June 27, 2011 - 12:44pm; tagged bad teacher, Cameron Diaz, Comedy, dark of the matinee, film, movies, summer movies.

Cameron Diaz makes an irritated/irritating face at a diner sitting near a bucket of fried chicken

I have always had a baseless, irrational hatred for Cameron Diaz. I've never kept up with any tabloid news about her personal life, so it's not like I think she's a bad person; I don't even think she's a bad actress. I just don't like her. So it was inevitable that I would have disliked Bad Teacher, even if it hadn't been so... bad.

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