What do sex, creepiness, Beyoncé, The Candyman, and Robert Pattinson have in common (besides making for excellent fanfic)? Why,
Bill Condon, of course. The director, best known for his work on
Kinsey and
Dreamgirls, will direct the fourth installment in the
Twilight franchise,
Breaking Dawn. Is this a good thing? Let's look at some of his past work and make unfounded predictions! (Come on, you've got nothing better to do at work today than watch
Candyman trailers, right?)
Who else but Bill Condon could bring our profoundly disturbing romance to life onscreen?