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Fans of Bravo's Top Chef this season know there's been one "cheftestant" that everyone with a remote control and an appetite for snarkiness loooves to hate: Douche de la Semaine Mike Isabella. And what's not to hate? Mike I. (not to be confused with Mike V., who is slightly less hate-able) is arrogant, sexist, annoying, loud-mouthed, and just not that funny. So, not to be left off of the "Mike Isabella is a Giant Ass" train, I am awarding him this week's Douchebag Decree.


Congratulations! You're a winner!

Read on for more, but beware: Spoiler (and Douche) Alert!

You'd think from the opening credits that Real Housewives of Atlanta was a show about some of the most successful women in the country.

• NeNe Leakes: "I don't keep up with the Joneses, I am the Joneses."
• Lisa Wu-Hartwell: "If it doesn't make me money, I don't do it."
• Sheree Whitfield: "People are intimidated by my success."
• Kandi Burruss: "I'm an independent woman, doing it for myself."
• Kim Zolciak: "In Atlanta, money and class do give you power."

But everything the Atlanta housewives try seems destined for failure...