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Douchebag Decree: Beauty Supplies

Social Commentary post by Kelsey Wallace, Submitted by Kelsey Wallace on September 24, 2009 - 1:05pm; tagged beauty industrial complex, beauty supplies, bomb, Douchebag Decree, nail polish, terrorism.
douchebag_decree.jpg Just when you thought there were no more reasons to hate the beauty industrial complex, right? I mean, first they shove the idea down our throats that as women we need painted nails, painted lips, processed hair, perfumed skin, and even chemically enhanced eyelashes, and now beauty products are the next weapons of mass destruction!

You read that right; earlier today in New York a man was arrested on the charge that he "had recently bought bomb-making supplies from beauty supply stores" and was planning on using them for evil. And not just the kind of evil that makes you feel bad about your fingernails, either.
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