Andrew Goldman

Here's a brief test of étiquette. You're a writer accused of asking an inappropriate question to a famous actor in a national magazine. Another writer takes you to task for what she sees as a history of this kind of inappropriateness. Your response?

a.) Ignore the criticism—you can't please everyone, right?

b.) Explain yourself—you really didn't intend to offend.

c.) Promptly imply that the other writer is jealous and unfuckable.

If you answered c.), hey! You must be Andrew Goldman! Step right up here to accept this week's Douchebag Decree.