plumpy

I am zero percent cyborg, a fact that saddens me greatly. I think if I got contact lenses I could be .05% cyborg, but I will never give up wearing glasses.

Today I bought one package of "fine" pens and one package of "superfine" pens and then tried to determine which one I liked better. The jury is still out. I have four of each and I'll probably have lost them all within two months, so I guess that's how long I have to reach a decision.

I live 60% in San Francisco, 25% in Portland, and 15% wherever I can find. I find this arrangement to be mostly fun.

I like clicking on things but am afraid to say anything important, lest I get laughed down.

About 40% of my diet is pizza and burritos. It used to be mostly pizza, but then I moved to the Mission, and it's hard to say no to burritos in the Mission.