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Well this explains a lot.

I knew my uterus was dangerous, but I never realized it was due to a choking hazard! Time for a safety recall indeed.

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If Uterus Choking Is Outlawed, Only Uterus Chokers Will Evolve.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh

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Oh man, thank you for posting.