True Blood: Sunset

Just one episode left in this season of True Blood, and everything's appropriately off the rails.

sookie and jason in the fairy bar
Exile in Fairyville.

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Live-Tweeting True Blood, Episode 11

Storified by BitchMedia LiveTweet · Mon, Aug 20 2012 09:18:50

Tonight on #TrueBlood: Russell goes cuckoo for fairy blood, and Bill continues his transformation into Vampire Tom Cruise. Let's go!BitchMedia LiveTweet
(Oh, I'm @andizeisler, and Lilith just told me she chooses me. For live-tweeting, I mean.) #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
I know he's brooding on some heavy shit right now, but I just want to take a moment and admire the wallpaper in Eric's room. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Sibling end-of-times fear sex. Slightly different than sibling shipping-container reunion sex, but just as hot? Discuss. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
I get the sense, based on this club's décor, that the fairy drink of choice is something like Alizé. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
It's wrong that I want to see the video of Russell and Steve "eviscerating 22 fraternity brothers at the Gamma Kappa Tau house," but I do.BitchMedia LiveTweet
If you're looking for an accessory that says, "I'm an unstable, bloodthirsty cult member!," @HBO is selling a Lilith Pendant Necklace.BitchMedia LiveTweet
"They can both keep their laws off my body." Oh, Tara. Pam would pat your tiny head if she didn't want to rip it off. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Between Jess/Jason and Eric/Nora, tonight is like "Wonder Twin powers, activate! Coordinated vampire henchmen killings!" #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Every time vampires do that flying thing, don't you wonder why they don't do it more often? #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
"Time has no meaning for her." I guess that would explain why she's asking about Sookie's stance on Ke$ha.BitchMedia LiveTweet
I would expect Sookie to have more generous feelings toward John Cougar Mellencamp. I mean, the man wrote "Hurts So Good." #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
"I'm sorry for putting your butt up on Facebook" is definitely an e-card for our times. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Well, things seem peachy for Andy and Holly right this moment. Your move, pregnant fairy lady! #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
"Alcide. Look at you." —Neighbor guy"Mmmmmkay." —Every straight woman, everywhere.BitchMedia LiveTweet
Are the scenes in the fairy club/with the elder *supposed* to be this toe-curlingly cheesy? If so, well done, #TrueBlood.BitchMedia LiveTweet
"How do you make it last, for the long haul?" Wait, haven't Arlene and Terry only been together for, like, a year and a half? #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Ugh, Pam's explanation of "nest behavior" is feeling just a wee bit too relevant to real political life. Stop the real talk, P! #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Oh, hey, Lilith's bloody merkin. Haven't seen you for a couple of minutes. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
The Jewish mother in me wants to tell Alcide to step away from the microwave, but it's awfully cute how he's brooding over that soup.BitchMedia LiveTweet
Every time vampires do that glamoring thing, don't you wonder why they don't do it more often? #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
"When we die, we're goo?" #babyvampquestions #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Edgington meets Skynyrd: "Ooooh, that smell/ Can't you smell that smell?/ Ooooh, that smell/ That fairy blood surrounds you." #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Next week on the season finale of #TrueBlood: (Vampire) War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing—except off-the-rails TV, obvs.BitchMedia LiveTweet

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