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Shrimp Sex Changes, Anchovy Orgies, and Elephant Seal Harems: Green Porno 3 is Here!

Good news for all us dirty seafood lovers out there (and yes, I'll count myself among you). Green Porno 3 is here!

Where seasons one and two highlighted the secret sex lives of insects and ocean dwellers, this new season focuses on edible sea creatures like shrimp, anchovies, and squid. Each episode starts with Rossellini in the kitchen, ready to cook an unsuspecting sea resident. She then pauses a moment to ponder what their sex lives might be like (as you do when cooking crustaceans). Rossellini then uses her fabulous-as-always costumes and downright porn-y narration to show us how these animals get it on, and then to show us why we maybe shouldn't eat them with such reckless abandon. (I know, I love shrimp risotto too, but apparently it's not so great for the shrimp.)


Rossellini and her shrimp lover! Mmmm...

Helping her discuss the ins and outs of the lives of seafood (pun intended, pervs) is Dr. Claudio Campagna, a conservationist with two affiliations, the Wildlife Conservation Society, with headquarters in New York, and the National Research Council of Argentina. At the end of each short episode, Campagna explains a bit about the industry behind each delicacy, usually coming to the conclusion that we should stop chowing down on them. As a huge seafood lover, this bummed me out. That, however, was most likely the point, so I suppose it's a success on that front.

Anti-sea-creatures-as-snacks message aside, Green Porno 3 is sexy, fun, educational, and features Isabella Rossellini wearing tentacles. If this sounds like as much of a dream come true to you as it does to me, I suggest you check the new season out immediately. You can watch all four short videos here (unfortunately they are not embeddable at the moment). Be sure to report back with your favorites!

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heh

... 20 ... 18 ... two are not arms, if you know what I mean. hee hee! they are fabulous as ever, and it makes me so happy to think that Isabella Rossellini does things like this. how awesome is she?

very educational..

The new season is awesome and Isabella shines in that film... i love the educational part about STD and yeast infection...