Pucked Up

Hear ye, hear ye!
It is hereby declared that:

1) If you have been known to refer to yourself as "A-dog";

2) If you are such a jerk that even hockey players are embarrassed by your behavior;

3) If you spent the off-season interning at Vogue;
4) And, most importantly, if you publicly refer to your ex-girlfriend as "sloppy seconds"...

You are considered, in the eyes of the laws of all that is right in the world, and under the jurisdiction of humanity, a real douchebag.

Sean Avery, this one's for you. You're not so much an A-dog as an A-hole.

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Comments

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By dog do you mean coward?

Are you seriously standing up for a hockey player who has no trouble taking unnecessary verbal swipes at women but is also known for starting fights he can't finish?

Posting comments like yours is just cowardly as Avery is.

Locker room bunnies?

You think Elisha Cuthbert counts as a "locker room bunnie," dog? I'm sure Sean Avery was very hurt when his attractive actress girlfriend broke up with him for another player, but that's no reason to go around acting like an idiot. This game suspension is really going to hurt his chances of getting another high-profile actress girlfriend. His being publically photographed in those sunglasses will also hurt his chances. He looks like a Kmart blue-light special version of David Beckham. As celebrity arm candy, Avery is so last year. I'm playin a tiny violin right now for this douche.

someone else is a douche

Avery is a sore loser than his ex found someone else. NHL hockey players are pretty decent guys. They have too much money at stake. they ought to have let him play. the other guys would have kicked his ass.

in regard to A-nother Dog (wow such an original name!)
i can't take the moral high ground since i'm responding to your sad, poorly written insult so i'll be to the point: you've only proven to us that you're some pathetic loser who feels the need to compensate his lack of length on a by insulting women on an internet comment board. maybe if you grow some balls your learn how to treat women.