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Project Runway All Stars: World Beatdown

 

Because there are three of us Project Runway lovers (well, today there are just two—enjoy the sunshine in California, Kelsey! Eat some House of Nanking for me!), and because we're assuming you watched the show too, instead of straight recaps for this series we're picking and choosing the parts we want to talk about most each week. First though, the episode stats:

The Winner: Mondo, for the second week in a row! You go, Mondo!

The Loser: Mila. A sad, color-blocked trombone plays her off.

And now, our highlights/lowlights. Be sure to chime in in the comments with some of your own!


Wild flags

In a perhaps ill-chosen instance of product placement, the designers are at the U.N. Well, on the capacious green lawn of the U.N., anyway, since apparently the U.N.'s media outreach department has some firm parameters. ("You can have our six least-popular flags. No, Sweden and Brazil will be appearing on House Hunters International, so that's a no go. The lobby? Let me check. Nope, that's not going to work. How does the lawn sound? You may have to shout over the traffic on the FDR Drive, but that shouldn't be a problem, right?")

If you weren't totally sure what all goes on at the U.N., thanks to the incisive commentary of Angela Lindvall and Austin Scarlett, you do now. Kind of. Seriously, that was the most awkward fourth-grade social-studies report I've ever heard. When Austin was like, "The U.N. is where world leaders come to solve the tremendous problems weighing on the earth," I was so hoping that there would be a cutaway to Mondo just doing his most deadpan of deadpan faces, because the moment called for that in a big way.

Making dresses inspired by flags seems like a dicey challenge, overall. Besides Wonder Woman and possibly Austin Powers, has anyone ever really rocked a flag-inspired outfit? If the point was to go high-concept and color-focused, it seems like there would be some more aesthetically pleasing ways to get that done, although maybe that was why the gelato challenge existed. Anyway. The most exciting part of the flag-picking is that it gives Kenley a chance to inadvertently admit that she'll stop at nothing to shift hypothetical blame: She reveals that she was happy to be picked last, since that way if her look was bunk, she could blame it on...the flag. Would anyone else have liked to see how that worked out for her at judging?

Bra burned

Foundation garments have really lit a fire under Joanna's ass this week, because she stomps into the workroom and immediately starts laying into all the male designers, none of whom have designed a gown that allows for a brassiere. (And in Michael C's case, wearing underpants would also be a challenge, as the back of his pageant-y draped gown, representing Greece, is so low that it's all but showing coin slot.) Not shockingly for this show, Austin, Michael, and Mondo seem entirely unbothered by the panty-prohibitive design of their garments, and Joanna's praise of Kenley and Mila's looks thus seems to hinge somewhat unfairly on the fact that both dresses can accomodate undergarments. It's a low bar, but I guess there's got to be one.

Indeed, the question of how gender factors into design seeps beyond the workroom this week, brimming over at judging into a little tiff between Isaac and Georgina wherein Isaaac ruminates that female designers seem to be concerned with designing what they would want to wear, while men are able to universalize and design for everybody. Which is, of course, why you see the average woman walking to work in Hussein Chalayan and Alexander McQueen creations, while Miuccia Prada, Donna Karan, and Diane Von Furstenberg toil in obscurity. Thanks for clearing that up, Isaac! Anyway, Mrs. Weinstein and guest judge (and female designer) Catherine Malandrino are not having this, so they rip off Isaac's penis and turn it into a jaunty brooch, and then proceed to give the win to a dress that cannot be worn by anyone by a model. So, business as usual.

On the unwearable tip: I do applaud Mila for making a dress—inspired by Papua New Guinea, likened by Isaac to "communism," and otherwise straight out of the Mila black-and-red-and-colorblocked-all-over playbook—that the judges found disturbing, as I am all for disturbing that crew. But really, didn't it kind of look like a woman who had walked to a cocktail party in her Forever Lazy and was in the process of unzipping and stepping out of it? Jerell, always quick with a zinger, I'll give him that, noted on After the Runway that it looked like "an angry box of French fries." Big talk, though, coming from someone whose India-inspired look could be packaged and sold at Spencer's Gifts in the Culturally Insensitive Costume section next Halloween.

Assorted Thoughts

I was hoping that After the Runway would yield some great trash-talking, and it might have. I don't know, because I fell asleep soon after Jerell made his French-fry crack, but I think at some point Kara Janx showed up and was asked whether she would have sent Mila's or Jerell's look home, and she chose Jerell's and he gve her some bitchface. My only other scrawled note on the show was that Austin decided to dress up like a Whiffenpoof and Kenley was wearing both a cape and white gloves. If anything really amazing happened, let me know in the comments.

Andi

One man's crutch is another man's Crutch(TM)

To paraphrase what Joanna warned in the workroom this episode, there's a fine line between settling for something you know you can do and pushing yourself to do something more. This dilemma was clearly a central one for this challenge, and possibly for this whole season. All the remaining designers have very identifiable tastes. This can be a good quality, in the sense that the designers are branding themselves; it's important to be able to see a hot pant or caftan and immediately think "That's so Mondo." Without a defined perspective, you end up being, well...Kara Janx, which isn't such a bad thing, I guess, since it got her through more than half a season of Project Runway All Stars. The flip side of this, however, is that an overreliance on one type of design can be a crutch (possibly a '50s inspired polka-dot crutch?). While having a limited range as a designer has been a point of criticism by Nina/Michael/Heidi/Tim in previous seasons, the All Star judges seem to care way less about this point. Exhibit A: After eight episodes (EIGHT) of Kenley designing forehead-smackingly similar "retro" looks—as cleverly stated by Michael Costello, she lives in The State of Kenley Collins, repped by a polka-dotted flag—Isaac was only now compelled to demand that she push past her comfort zone next week. But why wait until next week? Why couldn't they have told her, "You've been stuck in your own perspective since day one and we've had enough"? 

This week, we got comfort at its best: In terms of taking the challenge and putting their own spin on it, I felt like Mondo and Mila came out on top. Both put forth designs that were related to their chosen flag—Jamaica and Papua New Guinea, respectively—without being costumey, and additionally produced genuinely interesting items of clothing. Regardless of Isaac's critiques, I thought Mila and Mondo interpreted their inspiration nicely, evoking the flag without parodying it.

And comfort at its worst: I was shocked at the past-season replicas that Austin and Kenley sent down the runway. Austin, sticking to his security blanket of flowy chiffon, designed a dress strikingly similar to his gown from the "Design For The Red Carpet" Grammy challenge from Season 1 (the design for which he was sent home, interestingly enough).

 

Austin's Seychelles-inspired gownAustin's Grammys gown

Left, last night's Seychelles-inspired dress. Right, the gown that got Austin auf'd the first time around.
Did you really think we wouldn't notice, Scarlett?


Kenley, on the other hand, was just so inspired by Chile that she designed something barely related to its flag. Like Austin, her colors weren't spot on (though, interestingly, only he was chastised for this). More important, the dress's silhouette—the feature of her design that the judges seemed to praise most highly—was identical to her only winning look from Season 5, the dress from the "Bright Lights/Big City" challenge. (Fun fact: That dress, in addition to several others from her finale collection, have been dinged as ripoffs of Balenciaga and McQueen designs.) It will be interesting to see if Isaac stays true to his word and boots Kenley for not exploring the world beyond polka dots and Peter Pan collars.

 

Kenley's winning look from Season 5Kenley's Chile-inspired dress

 


 

 

Kenley's Chile-inspired dress, left, and, right, the dress that wowed the Season 5 judges.
Kenley, you're the worst.

 

Ode to Mila

 As stated earlier, I was sure Mila was going to be on top this week. Her dress was well-constructed, addressed the prompt, and struck me as being different and interesting from a construction standpoint. What I like about Mila generally is that her take on asymmetry always looks polished and fashion-forward. In a season of waaaaaay too many mullet hemlines, most of the other designers have made asymmetry look sloppy and about as edgy as a Forever 21 sales rack. Mila's dress was disturbing to look at, judges? I guess if you've spent the last 24 hours in a dark room watching propaganda films from the State of Kenley Collins, sure.

The decision to place Mila in the bottom, to me, really proved how much the judges are looking for someone with mass-market appeal, rather than new ideas. (I've been sipping the Kool-aid since day one, but I would argue that Mondo possesses both of these qualities and should just be crowned winner already). And yet: Hhow on Earth, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn did she get kicked off when Jerell's look was SO AWFUL? There is only one person I can think of who could come close to wearing his look and that would be M.I.A.—and she deserves something better constructed and less cartoonish than his design. No one would walk down the street in Jerell's dress, and that seems like an automatic disqualification to me. With such an obvious weak link in the All Star chain this week, I really have to wonder if Mila disparaged one of the producers off-camera. What's black and white and geometric all over? Mila's suitcase rolling away from Flatotel. Without Lone Wolf and The Gun Show, my final three prediction is looking pretty slim.

Assorted thoughts

First of all, please never make the designers try to talk about international politics again! It was painful to hear Austin expound on the various topics of importance that are discussed within the U.N. With that rant out of the way, I'm really looking forward to next week's challenge, if anything because I can't imagine how Kenley will interpret her usual motifs into something seemingly so structural-looking and glow-in-the-dark...-like. Forcing her out of her rigid comfort zone will either result in my becoming a convert based on how great Kenley's unexpected and fresh design turns out, or it will expose her very limited bag of tricks and get her the much-needed boot to the curb.

Annalee

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Comments

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Agree to disagree

I think we'll have to agree to disagree on Mila this week. I didn't dig her design at all. It looked kinda like she took two dresses, cut them in half, and stitched them together. It was too disjointed for me. That being said, I hated every single thing about Jerell's look. It was sloppy, it was a caricature, it looked like a costume I could've bought at Wal Mart the weekend before Halloween. I thought everyone (except Mondo) missed the mark this week. As always I found Mondo's look to be a dream. Kenley makes me want to poke my eyeballs out sometimes. This week is one of those times. I couldn't believe how fawny the judges got over her look. They kept insisting it read as Chile. I'm fairly certain it read as Williamsburg hipster gone wrong. And usually I'm so all about the Williamsburg hipsters.

Sometimes I never understand

Sometimes I never understand why certain outfits are chosen as the winners. Kenley's winning outfit in season five... ew. Though I did like her repeat better than her original. I still wouldn't personally wear it but I think it looks prettier. But I'm not exactly a fashionista. I think you are right about mass appeal though. I remember in season 5, I loved Korto's African inspired line for fashion week and wanted her to win. I thought Leeann's was bland.

I was so grossed out by

I was so grossed out by Jerrell talking about how Indian culture is all about that "ethnic" flair. And as much as I love Mondo, his decision to put his white model in dreadlocks was dicey as well. And what was with the white dots on Mila's model's face, was that her attempt at a nod to the "ethnic" thing? There was just so much weird and troubling stuff going on in this episode.

My thoughts...

Okay, so I didn't see the show so I can't comment on the judges' comments, the workroom banter or the contestants. But I can give you my opinion on the dresses after seeing images of them.

Michael (Greece): This is exactly the dress I made once out of a bedsheet and a ribbon for a toga party. I wish he had done more with the white fabric in terms of structure and draping rather than letting it just hang there. The embroidery (or whatever that is) on the blue ribbon is heavy and clunky-looking, especially compared to the gauziness of the dress. On the whole, it looks unfinished and imbalanced.

Kenley (Chile): Okay, the dress is cute, I'll give it that, but I'm not seeing the Chilean flag here. Outside of the challenge, I like this a lot, but within the parameters of the challenge, it doesn't work. I like the small patterns a lot, but in this case the smallness of the print makes the colors hard to see; it's supposed to be red, white and blue, but it looks like white, pink and black. Also I would have liked to have seen her use stars, which are on the Chilean flag, rather than hearts.

Mondo (Jamaica): I really dig the color-blocking in the back, particularly the sort of chevron shape they make. Personally I would have made the neckline lower, as from the front, the dress looks a little stuffy. It's a nice contrast with the open back, I guess. The head wrap just reads Martha Graham to me.

Austin (Seychelles): This is worse than the toga. It looks like he draped the model haphazardly with party streamers and then tied them to her with the belt, which was made of one of those fuzzy yarn things you get at the liquor store. Also, in the photo reference I'm using, the model looks so, so sad to be wearing it. It's messy, it's sloppy, and I can't imagine it looking good on anyone. Also, I feel this was a really wasted opportunity. The Seychelles flag is beautiful and would lend itself really wonderfully to a gown, and this is what he came up with. Also, the Seychelles flag has red and green in it besides blue, yellow and white.

Jerrell (India): You've already said pretty much everything about how tacky and costumey this dress is. And what's up with that headband? I'd also like to point out how poorly put together it is, with all the bunching seams. Then there's that god-awful white stripe down the arm. The problem is that he seemed to use his (rather rudimentary) ideas about Indian culture rather than the flag.

Mila (Papua New Guinea): I understand what is meant by the "it reminds me of Communism" remark, even if it is a rerally, really stupid remark, due to the severity of this dress (the model's hair isn't helping, either). Weirdly enough, I don't hate it. I don't like the fact that the red side is floor-length because the fabric seems to just flap around like a piece of bacon. I think it should have been shorter. I kinda dig it, though. I like its sci-fi severity and it appears to be well-constructed. Yeah, there must have been something else at work if she got booted and Jerrell and his headband got to stay.

Michael's dress

I think what bugs me the most about Michael's dress (besides my general dislike of Michael's dresses) is that at some point during his draping/creative process he had something on his dress form that actually looked decent. He'd done something with a bit of shape, more of a strap, and less a Miss Universe version of Greece and more a subtle nod to flowing, drapey, Grecian style. But then instead he ended up making what he did.

agreed

Project Runway has been an embarrassing vice since it moved to Lifetime, but it's a vice all the same, and I really thought the All-Stars idea was a great one. Between Princess Milquetoast the Stupermodel's glassy-eyed intros, to the noticeable absence of Tim Gunn anywhere, to the utterly horrifying judging, I don't know if I can go on with my weekly forehead-slap viewing. I feel like I need a rubric to understand their basis for praise. When Kenley's polka-dot stripe homage to laundry accidents sauntered down the runway with unfinished edges and a drooping hemline, I thought for sure she'd at least be in the bottom 2. And I've entered many a substance informed psychedelic dreamscape, but no matter how jewel-toned the nightmare became from bad lighting and misplace prisms, it never looked like the tragedy birthed by Jerell. At this point, if Mondo doesn't win the whole thing they need to consider renaming the show Project Runway - Gotcha! because I refuse to accept it as anything other than one of those annoying bloopers shows

Anyone else notice Austin's

Anyone else notice Austin's amazing disappearing mustache???? And seriously Jarell, with his model prancing around pretending to be Indian?? COME ON DUDE.