Papa Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Strippers. Or Feminists: this week in awkward right-wing campaign videos
…come to us via VideoGum! First up is country ballad against porn (and strip clubs, and dirty thoughts), "Somebody's Daughter."
This video has a man driving through the rain-soaked (presumably sin-soaked as well) streets on his way home, interspersed with stock '90s imagery taken from country music videos and Hallmark commercials (music boxes, home videos, mothers with babies, the stuff memories are made of, etc). If the melodrama of these images don't get the point across, the lyrics do:
The moment she was born
Her mommy and daddy cried
Taken by the wonder of life
From Barbie dolls to ballet shoes
From roller skates to lipstick and rouge
She's become a lady overnight
Why do I see only flesh and look right past her heart
I try to tell myself I can't help what I feel - then I remember
She's somebody's daughter
Somebody's pride and joy
Somebody loves her for who she is inside
It's almost five minutes to sit through, but just so you know, things get really intense when he opens up his laptop!
This is actually only one of several music videos made for SomebodysDaughter.org, offering "freedom from the crushing grip of porn." Are strip clubs and pornography frequently problematic? Yes. If it's ruining your family life should you seek counsel and remedy? Well yeah. Are there better ways to address it than imagining her mom and dad at her college graduation/birthday party/dance recital? And reinforcing images of all women as "our little girls all grown up?" Oh yeah! This video adds to some recent conversations on the prevalence of porn in society, and while I'm pretty uncomfortable with most porn and strip clubs, if the Somebody's Daughter campaign is all about casting men as sexual perverts for liking porn and women in the sex industry as a dependent innocents, then I doubt it's adding anything new or progressive as far as curbing the more harmful aspects of pornography and "gentleman's clubs"....though I have to give them some credit, this is by far one of the unsexiest videos I've ever watched.
Feeling sad and guilty after all those picture frames and graduations and home wrecking websites? This next video is a bit more lighthearted.
It's hilarious! It's so campy! Everyone's in on the joke, the music is purposefully cheesy, and everyone is overplaying their role! Like that wholesome cookie-baking mom! That adoring, love struck, striped-sweater-wearing boyfriend! And that straight-laced girl who goes away to college and then comes back a tatted-up, Tai Chi-ing, incense-burning, feminist rhetoric spouting, rainforest tree-hugging deviant! Who's pregnant! Wait…I'm not actually familiar with that archetype. Did I mention she's pregnant?
This video's called the "College Casualty" (and you thought the ROTC was risky!) and is one of the more creative videos produced by the College Weekend Workshop, a webcast made for Christian families before they send their sons and daughters away to college to hopefully avoid becoming "another statistic." (Cause statistics….are bad? Can't you get an STD from them?)
The camp of the video falls short when you realize that the "After" Kim is actually what parents fear their kid will come home as. I can forgive conflating every liberal stereotype but the pregnant thing is pushing it (Although what's wrong with Tai Chi? That it sounds foreign? Why not substitute "curry" or "Barack Obama"?). For the last time, being a feminist does not equal a) being sexually promiscuous and b) ending every sentence with "… created by a male-dominated society." I can only imagine she got pregnant from her clueless boyfriend because they didn't receive proper sex education (speaking of conflating stereotypes).
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