Oh Joy Sex Toy: The Star-Trek-Worthy Vibrator

Artist Erika Moen tests out sex toys and illustrates the hilariously NSFW result. This week on her Oh Joy Sex Toy column: a futuristic sonic vibrator. 

A comic about the revel body vibrator, which says it seems like a vibrator from star trek. However, it is not very strong.

Check out more Oh Joy Sex Toy comics, including a super cute vibrator that could double as a desk toy. 

Want more from Erika Moen? Oh Joy, Sex Toy: Volume One is 268 pages of sex tips, interviews, sex toy reviews, and more! Get your autographed copy at BitchMart.

Here is a text transcription of the comic to make it more accessible for people using screen readers. Transcription by Morgan Kelly.

Erika begins this comic by saying, “My Dearest Perverts! Today I bring you something completely different – The Revel Body! Kindly sent to me by Revel Body.” Erika provides “The Deets” with a diagram of the Revel Body, indicating the price, material, size, speed, and charging abilities.

A nude person holds the Revel Body in their hand and ask, “What the what? What am I looking at?” Erika responds, “My friend this is the first vibrator ever to run on a sonic motor.” The person asks, “You mean like an electric toothbrush does?” Erika replies, “Yes, exactly! Rather than use a spinning weight to generate movement-based vibrations (like most toys)… This lil guy uses magnets and science to move a metal plug back and forth n its core to generate movement. It’s super clever and impressive!”

Erika continues, “But my favorite part is that it looks like it would be Captain Janeway’s vibrator of choice on the Voyager.” Erika adds a note, “Non-Nerds: This is a Star Trek joke. There will be more of them. Sorry.” The illustration depicts Captain Janeway, a character from Star Trek holding the Revel Body and saying, “Time to explore my Delta Quadrant…”

Erika continues, “It’s sleek, fancy, and futuristic. Unfortunately…” The nude person says, “Oh jeez. This really doesn’t deliver. Haroo, Erika! My $15 Bullet Vibe is stronger than this!”

Erika says, “Thing is, though it looks impressive when you turn it on… As soon as you touch it down to your bits, science happens and the toy becomes super gentle. Matt tried to explain to me why this happens… And well it’s a headache of a sciencey talk. Damnit Jim, I’m a cartoonist, not a physics-understander-er.”

Captain Janeway tells Erika, “Basically you expect warp power and instead you don’t even get impulse engines.” Erika says, “Ah, see that? That I understand.”

Erika is sitting on an oversized Revel Body as she says, “I wanted to like this toy so much! The company sounds super sex positive, the toy is aesthetically pleasing, and they invented a brand new motor that’s easier on the environment, less noisy, and won’t break down as soon as a regular motor will. All good things! But there’s just no way to get around the fact that it’s barely a gentle whisper of stimulation.”

Erika continues, “The Revel Body in its current incarnation may not be up to snuff, but I really am excited to see what this company does in the coming years. They’ve got a solid first draft and I hope with time and practice they’ll improve their new technology enough so that it actually can deliver The Business. Revel, I look forward to putting my genitals on your future products, but for the time being I’m affair I’ve got to pass on this guy.”

Captain Janeway looks disgruntled, “So now how am I supposed to pass the time while my crew travels the 70,000 light years back to Earth?” Erika winks and says, “I guess you’ll just have to initiate first contact… with your hand.”

 


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link to comic?

You only linked back to your own site after reproducing the comic in full... you might want to link to the artist's website :)

This comic is syndicated

Hi!
I think your comment is saying that it's unethical to cross-post this from Erika Moen's site without linking back to her. It's nice of you to be aware of that issue, but Bitch pays Erika in order to syndicate her comic on our site. We have specific policies for linking back and providing ample credit when we do cross-post, but this series is one we pay Erika for the right to publish.

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Hahah this was really funny. I read it twice and now i have got a severe stomach ache because of laughing :D