Oh Joy Sex Toy: The Best Dildo Ever

Each week, intrepid artist Erika Moen delves into some aspect of sex for Oh Joy Sex Toy and brings us an illustrated review. This week, after covering all sorts of out-there sex toys, Erika is going for a classic: her favorite dildo. 

Erika's comic raves about the Bandit dildo, which she likes because it's rather flexible and well-made

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Here is a text transcription of the comic to make it more accessible for people using screen readers. Transcription by Morgan Kelly.  

Erika begins this comic by pondering a collection of sex toys, “Vibrators, butt toys, lube, an oral sex machine, sex furniture, cock sleeves. What am I leaving out?” A nude person grins, “How could you forget the most classic, iconic sex toy ever? A straight up DILDO!” The person holds up a dildo as it teeters, “Wubba Wubba.” Erika gasps, “Of COURSE!”

Erika announces with a huge grin, “My Dearest Perverts, this week is dedicated to my best damn dildo I’ve ever found: Bandit by Vixen Creations. You guys. I love this toy. Bear with me as I gush.” Erika provides a diagram indicating the price, size, and material of the Bandit.

“Most dildos I’ve tried are the same density all the way through, so they can be a bit unyielding inside your body. I can wind up feeling kind of ram-rodded by regular solid dildos. Not so with the Bandit! The outside has this nice fleshy give to the material, giving it a gentler touch, while the inside has a good, solid base so it can still deliver The Business with ease.” Erika pokes a solid dildo with a hard “Dap!” then prods the Bandit, giving it a soft, “Squish!”

Erika smiles and hugs the Bandit as she says, “What really makes the Bandit my favorite dildo is whatever they’re doing to the silicone, it has an elasticity and softness I’ve not felt anywhere else. Though I wouldn’t go so far as the say that it feels ‘real’ like skin, it goes have a realistic give to the material when you touch it. And, for me, it’s seriously the next best thing to a flesh and blood cock.”

Erika continues, “Admittedly, at first I was a little afraid of its size… But where there’s a will, there’s a way.” The nude person is using the Bandit as they say, “Oo! It fills me up just right!” Erika adds, “And boy is it worth it.”

The nude person asks, “So, what are your complaints?” Erika raises her eyebrows, “… NONE. For realsies! I may not always be up for the size, but when I am, I have noooooo complaints about this toy.” Erika winks, “Bandit, you can rob my train any day.” 

 

 


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i love these comics! they

i love these comics! they make me wanna try all of the sex toys!

Love

My favorite bit is the "wubba, wubba" noise, it's so accurate!

exclusion

i adore this but wish i was included in the intended audience. "you guys" translates to not for me and something i cannot support

you can't support things that

you can't support things that you feel don't think you are the audience? like I can't support action movies cause they are only thinking of a male audience when they make it?

I mean, look, I know what you're saying. 'guy' to you means 'man' so 'you guys' means 'you men' and you aren't a man. but you're not upset because you think this comic is aimed only at men. you're upset because you think that it isn't but he language offends you.

but 'you guys' is the plural form of 'you' in a bunch of dialects, to the point that it -is- gender neutral. if it is ever used for a group that is exclusively male, it is not because the group is male. it is not 'you men', it's not a simple pluralization of 'guy'. it has it's own meaning as a phrase. almost no one says 'guy' when addressing others, and if they do it has completely other connotations than 'you guys' does.

Love the comic

My favorite is Fun Factory Amor Dildo, it has suction cup base, and can be attached to any smooth surface. Easy to handle, as well as suitable for harnesses.

Min favorit dildo er Fun Factory Amor, den har sugekop-fod, som gør at den kan sættets fast på alle glatte overflader. Dildoen er også rigtig let at håndtere, samt egnet til harnesses - seletøj. Jeg købte Fun Factory Amor hos elodea.dk og er super glad for den :)

this is great

this is great

love it

Hey, I only want to say that I just love the way how you use comix! :) Pretty cool!