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Oh Joy Sex Toy: A Glass Dildo

Oh Joy Sex Toy is a weekly comics series that graphically explores sex and sexuality. This week, artist Erika Moen tries out a sex toy that seems like it might just shatter into a million terrible pieces, but luckily does not. 

a comic about using a glass sex toy

Read a bunch more Oh Joy Sex Toy comics, including one about the history of vibrators

Want more from Erika Moen? Oh Joy, Sex Toy: Volume One is 268 pages of sex tips, interviews, sex toy reviews, and more! Get your autographed copy at BitchMart. 

Here is a text transcription of the comic to make it more accessible for people using screen readers. Transcription by Morgan Kelly.  

Erika introduces this comic, by walking through a series of oversized sex toys. “Welcome back, my Dearest Perverts! One of my favorite things about sex toys (aside from their intended function) is how pretty they can be! Well-designed ones look like beautiful art objects! Too lovely to be kept hidden away in the bottom of your sock drawer.”

“For all the dildo/art appreciators in our audience, our good friends with benefits at Early to Bed sent us over a GORGEOUS piece by Fucking Sculptures, The G-Spoon.” Erika includes a diagram of the G-Spoon, indicating the size, weight, and that it is hand-made of glass.

A nude person looks at Erika with wide frightened eyes, “Wait, GLASS? What if it breaks inside of me???” Erika responds, “The thing about glass toys is that they are STURDY. I, uh, accidentally dropped my G-Spoon on the marble floor of my office’s very acoustic lobby- PAH-TWIANINGING –and aside from a spectacular ringing noise, it didn’t so much as leave a scratch, let alone chip or crack it.”

Erika continues, “Glass is a fantastic material for sex toys! You can warm it up or cool it down to whatever temperature turns you on before putting it in your body.” The accompanying illustrations depict the G-Spoon laying in a bowl of warm water and a bowl of ice cubes. Next to those bowls, a person is using the G-Spoon and squeals, “Eep! So cold!”

Erika continues, “And of course, you can’t ask for a more rigid, hefty material than glass. If you want a hard unyielding object for your vagina to really clamp down on and pound away at your g-spot, glass is the way to go. Glass is also non-porous, which means not only will lint not stick to it but germs can’t penetrate it. Soap and water is all you need to clean it!” 

Erika is standing holding the G-Spoon as she says, “Now personally, I am not a fan of the way glass toys feel inside me. But! Glass toys are popular for a reason, just because they’re not my cootch’s cup of tea, doesn’t mean they won’t rock somebody else’s world.”

Next to Erika, a nude person is using the G-Spoon, they say, “It slides in and out too easily for my taste, my vag needs a toy with a bit of grip for me to really feel it. Dang Erika, it’s super difficult for me to get a good grip on this guy.”

Erika responds with a shrug, “I thought my trouble manipulating this toy was just another case of my short arms and nubby fingers failing me once again, but even when I had assistance…”

The nude person now has a partner helping with the G-Spoon, they say, “It’s really difficult to find a comfortable sturdy hold.”

Erika concludes this comic by posing glamorously on an oversized G-Spoon, “In the end, the G-Spoon didn’t work out so great for me as a sex toy, but it’s still a lovely piece of hand-made art! Even though I won’t be keeping this one by the bed, it’s a beautiful sculpture to put out on display in our living room.”

 


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Things of beauty!

We sell the Fucking Sculptures line here at Wicked Grounds in San Francisco. They are truly things of beauty, and our customers rave about them. Nice to see some press coming out for them!

Glass Dildos

It sure is pretty! I find it very strange that they don't provide a storage pouch. Thanks for sharing!

Anal Probes

Dildo or Sculpture!

For me it's both! I do not hide this pretty glass dildo, as it would be a shame, with such a beautiful toy!

I think it's cool that it can be heated and cooled :) But.. yes you are right that it´s difficult to hit the G-spot and have a good grip on it at the same time.

Great Comic, love it :)