This week's Douchebag Decree is a video book review of the new book The Quotable Douchebag, a handy-dandy reference guide for knowing your d-bags!
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I think my favorite description of why douche is bad comes from the Vagina episode of the Midwest Teen Sex Show: "As for douches, would you date one? No. So don't use them."
Douchebag intervention party...
I might just have to pick up a copy of that book ;)
Great video post! I really loved the one about Van Damme's cream-filled hard seed:
"I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are. It was like being naked—I would love to be naked in front of you."
I once told a guy I was dating he was a douchebag when we broke up... being the horney perv he was he just laughed, I went on to say this.
"You are a foreign and unnecessary object in women's bodies, totally toxic to our health and pushed upon us by unsavory media. Not just a douche, but you are a bag of unnecessary violations on my feminine health. Fuck off."
He still laughed. Bless him, he was kind of a feminist.
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