Femident Toothpaste: For women with teeth
On the newest episode of Flight of the Conchords,
Brett and Jemaine write a jingle for Femident, a new brand of
toothpaste that is just for women. True to Conchords form, the song is
cute, funny, and sensitive to a woman's [dental] needs. Plus, how hilarious are their toothpaste hats?
I think my favorite line is: You're a woman you have women's rights, you're a woman with teeth now take a bite
If you haven't had a chance to watch this new episode yet, I recommend it. Not only is it entertaining, but the gender discussion is interesting as well. It's especially funny/interesting to watch Brett and Jemaine attempt to write a jingle just for women, something the Femident representative thinks will be easy for them because, "they're the feminine guys."
And how typical is it that an all-male band would be asked to reach out to women and write about women's hygiene? So funny.
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That line was
That line was actually:
You're a woman and you love to weave
You're a woman and you have women's needs
I'll know you'll have women's rights
You're a woman with teeth now take a bite
Still your favorite?
Femident lyrics
LOL, the little ditty Jemaine sang while they were brainstorming for the Femident commercial is brief a hilarious as well... "Some women like men, some are lesbians... Femident Toothpaste..." Anyways, the actual line from the commercial is "I know you love women's rights, you're a woman with teeth now take a bite." Here are the correct lyrics.
FEMIDENT TOOTHPASTE JINGLE
You are a woman you wear women's wear.
You have breast and longish hair, oh yeah.
You're kind-of found everywhere,
yet you're still very rare, oh yeah.
You're a woman and you love to weave.
You're a woman, you have woman's needs.
I know you love women's rights.
You're a woman with teeth now take a bite.
Oh Femident Toothpaste, yeah.
For your feminine dental care, oh yeah.
Oh Femident Toothpaste...
Femident, Femident... Femident.
Femident lyrics
LOL, the little ditty Jemaine sang while they were brainstorming for the Femident commercial is brief a hilarious as well... "Some women like men, some are lesbians... Femident Toothpaste..." Anyways, the actual line from the commercial is "I know you love women's rights, you're a woman with teeth now take a bite." Here are the correct lyrics.
FEMIDENT TOOTHPASTE JINGLE
You are a woman you wear women's wear.
You have breast and longish hair, oh yeah.
You're kind-of found everywhere,
yet you're still very rare, oh yeah.
You're a woman and you love to weave.
You're a woman, you have woman's needs.
I know you love women's rights.
You're a woman with teeth now take a bite.
Oh Femident Toothpaste, yeah.
For your feminine dental care, oh yeah.
Oh Femident Toothpaste...
Femident, Femident... Femident.