Beer Fun(d)

so i can drink beer and talk about why cats are better than dogs.  In public.  I do that at home already.

nuf said.

'nuff said (again).

A dog (must be longer than my forearm to qualify as such) will always be ready to jump into a lake and wrestle with you over a stick, while a cat may decide to settle in your lap for awhile to receive attention. Dogs never miss an opportunity to greet you warmly, especially when you are feeling down. Cats may decide to show if you seem likely to grant them as much comfort as they will be giving to you.

Dogs will drool, rip apart favorite shoes(though this can be a dog/cat activity), track in pounds of mud, forget their own strength and frighten guests. Cats will almost always be clean, will very rarely drool, tend to only destroy furniture when not given scratching posts, leave paw prints on your freshly washed car after you have returned from a roadtrip and make guests smile.

Which one is better? A question for the ages, but in the animal kingdom, only one of the two can lay claim to Bitch.