And the Joke Contest Winners Are...
Thanks so much to everyone who participated in our feminist joke contest earlier this month! After much careful consideration, we have chosen our top five. Because we don't have addresses and contact info for the people who comment on this site (you know, because we aren't creeps), if you are one of the winners you'll need to contact Kelsey (that's me) with your info so that she (I) can send you your prize: A copy of A Map of Home by Randa Jarrar!
THE WINNERS (in no particular order):
Q: (you, the awesome woman telling this joke, hold up pointer and middle fingers together) Why can't you masturbate with these two fingers?
A: (you, as the awesome woman telling this joke, have to say this) Because they're mine!
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten - One to change the light bulb and nine to form a support group for survivors of darkness!!
Q: What do you call a blonde who flies a plane?
A: A pilot, you misogynist asshole.
Three women walk into a pub and say, "Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format". ~Bill Bailey
A feminist is thinking about the pay gap and wondering what it's going to take to get another pair-a-dimes.
Ha ha ha ha! We are cracking up just reading them again. So Sarah C., Claire, Jimmy Sorel, lauraxorz, and Carrie, send an email with your info and we'll send you a book! Oh, and you also get the undying fame and glory that comes with being a hilarious feminist joke contest winner. Congratulations!
Got any other good ones to share? Write them in the comments section!
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