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Finally, an AMP iPhone App for the Predatory Douchenozzle Set

Social Commentary post by Kelsey Wallace, October 13, 2009 - 5:48pm; tagged AMP, Before You Score, iPhone, Pepsi, sexism, technology, Tucker Max.
Let's say that you're out at a bar, and you meet an attractive girl. You want to talk to her, but you are completely devoid of all redeeming qualities and are literally incapable of striking up a conversation with anyone, let alone someone you hope to have sex with. Before now, you'd probably have to run to the bathroom and consult your Tucker Max paperback for potential date rape tactics, but not anymore. No, now there is an AMP iPhone app that will do all of the dirty work of "manipulating degrading figuring women out" for you.

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