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Is it just us, or does advertising really blow lately?

Social Commentary post by Kelsey Wallace, February 24, 2010 - 8:21pm; tagged advertising, blow jobs, Durex, French anti-smoking ad, Israeli Tourism, oral sex.
So you thought the advertising industry had reached its lowest low with last month's Super Bowl Misogynfest? Yeah, us too, but it turns out it's not over yet. Advertising's latest trend? Blow jobs.



More ads after the jump, but be forewarned: They suck.
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Douchebag Decree (Dis)Honorable Mention: Burger King just keeps on pissing me off

DigiBitch post by Ashley Brittner, June 26, 2009 - 6:42pm; tagged blow jobs, Burger King, disgusting, douchebags, sexist advertising, wtf?.

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For the love of god, what will it be next? This is not Burger King's first rodeo, in terms of terrible, sexist advertising, but it might be the raunchiest and therefore the most abhor-able. There is no reading between the lines here, no smoke and mirrors as far as the imagery and message are concerned. So who the hell keeps getting this smut on their desk and signing off on it? In past blogs, we've tackled this b.s. once or twice before, and you'd think they'd eventually get over the tired, easy, douchebag messaging. "Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled"? For the love of... Please, please, this is so grade school immature and straight-up offensive.

Burger King, women don't like giving sandwiches fellatio. Shockingly enough. Based on past ad campaigns, Burger King thinks women think hamburgers are babies and now, penises, and that we'll stuff our pants to emulate Spongebob so we can drop it like it's hot in some weird, washed-up '80s hip-hop star's quasi-music video. A big shut up, please, to Burger King for their latest jaunt down Douchebag Avenue. BK execs, why don't you take your own advice and suck it (metaphorically speaking).

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