image is a banner that say Bitch has raised 12 thousand of its twenty thousand dollar match goal click to subscribe

Movies

Snarky's Cinemachine: The Expendables. Call to Men!

Movies post by snarkysmachine on July 16, 2010 - 10:00am; tagged action films. Snarky's Cinemachine, Arnold, Bruce Willis, cheesy movies, Dolph Lundgren, douchebaggery, Sly Stallone, The Expendables.
The mildly anticipated action flick The Expendables got some extra special love from a devoted fan who opted to recut the trailer into something a bit more provocative.





Read
17 comments

Scream Queens: An interview with the founders of the Viscera Film Festival of horror shorts

Movies post by Kjerstin Johnson on July 14, 2010 - 11:59am; tagged female filmmakers, Film Festival, Heidi Martinuzzi, horror films, horror movies, Shannon Lark, Viscera Film Festival.

The poster for the Viscera Film Festival. A white, feminine leg in red patent leather heels steps on a stack of bloddy film reels.

Women-directed horror films are finally getting the (blood) red-carpet treatment! The Viscera Film Festival, showcasing women-made horror shorts, is this Saturday, July 17th in Los Angeles. The film festival came about through the team-up of Shannon Lark, who started the Chainsaw Mafia to encourage independent filmmakers to produce (and whose email signature reads, "Never forget, if a woman can go through the process of pushing out a baby, she can make a horror film!") and Heidi Martinuzzi, a film journalist and director, and founder of Pretty-Scary.net which covered women in horror films (behind and in front of the camera). Besides the film festival, Martinuzzi and Lark are combining powers (well, websites) to make Fangirltastic.com (still under construction) to keep the spirit of Viscera alive all year-round. I asked Lark and Martinuzzi about the festival and how feminism and horror overlap.

Read
4 comments

Snarky's Cinemachine: Hollywood, I Can Quit You!

Movies post by snarkysmachine on July 14, 2010 - 11:22am; tagged Action Films, Hollywood, Jeff Goldblum, Sarah Linn, Snarky's Cinemachine, Will Smith.
On July 2, 1996 I was nearly trampled by an enthused crowd of action film fanatics as we raced to snag the best seats for the midnight premiere of Independence Day. I remember everything about that night: what I wore (Charlie's Angels ringer t-shirt, Dickies, cha cha heels), what the kid kicking the back of my seat wore (surf shorts and Metallica t-shirt) and that first thrilling moment of seeing Jeff Goldblum playing chess with that guy from Taxi.
Read
3 comments

Snarky's Cinemachine: The Lost Boys

Movies post by snarkysmachine on July 8, 2010 - 5:42pm; tagged Snarky's Cinemachine, Summer Films, Teen Movie Classics, The Lost Boys, Vampire Flicks.
the_lost_boys.jpg
Read
8 comments

Snarky's Cinemachine: Andrew Garfield is the New Spiderman

Movies post by snarkysmachine on July 6, 2010 - 11:37am; tagged Andrew Garfield, Reboot, Snarky's Cinemachine, Spiderman.
andrew-garfield-pic-getty-343879643.jpg
While Wonder Woman's Hot Topic makeover took center stage last week, another superhero fate was being revealed. This week it was announced that Andrew Garfield will assume the role of Spiderman in the upcoming reboot of the franchise. The sweet faced Garfield, despite being an accomplished actor, isn't exactly a household name. His nascent acting résumé includes the films Lions for Lambs and the eagerly anticipated The Social Network, slated for release this fall. While there is certainly an audience hungry for more Spiderman, I can't escape the feeling of annoyance at another action franchise that marginalizes women.
Read
3 comments

Snarky's Cinemachine: Wonder Woman Puts on Pants!

Movies post by snarkysmachine on July 2, 2010 - 9:49am; tagged DC Comics, Icons, Lynda Carter, Snarky's Cinemachine, Wonder Woman.
newwonder.jpg

To be fair, based on the above image alone, I did not fully appreciate the outrage. It appeared Wonder Woman's ass kicking capabilities did not seem diminished despite the lack of star spangled panties and glamorous accessories. However, when I saw this picture of the new costume, then the ire made a lot more sense. The new Wonder Woman looks like an extra on the 90s version of Melrose Place with her small hair and velvet choker.
Read
25 comments

Snarky's Cinemachine: Helen Mirren is looking for some action!

Movies post by snarkysmachine on June 30, 2010 - 10:06am; tagged Action Movies, Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, Morgan Freeman, Snarky's Cinemachine.
Helen Mirren keeps popping up in my daily conversations and I am doing my best to resist this wave of Helen Fever. I had a strain of Helen Fever in 1995 (while sick with an actual fever and accompanied by marathons of Prime Suspect) so I felt this time around I was somewhat immune.

At least I thought I was.

Read
8 comments

Political InQueery: Fictional Political Tropes

Movies post by EvMaroon on June 28, 2010 - 9:55am; tagged movies, Political InQueery, politics, television.

Kevin Kline from Dave I love movies, and I am more than interested in politics. So it behooves me to think about the sizable overlap between the two. One of the things I love about political movies (and heck, political television shows, too) are the tropes they include and play to, especially as tropes reveal something about an era's ideology around politics. There's something different in the feel and mood, for example, in the original and remake of The Manchurian Candidate that goes to the heart of 1962's understanding of the Korean War and the just-after 9/11 tragedy zeitgeist's take on the first Gulf War, respectively, but both take on conspiracy theory and the presidency.

Read
9 comments

Snarky's Cinemachine: The Manchurian Feminist

Movies post by snarkysmachine on June 28, 2010 - 9:25am; tagged Angela Lansbury, Classic Films, Snarky's Cinemachine, Suspense Films, The Manchurian Candidate.
Angela.jpg
Whenever I am asked to name a film whose female actor's performance lifted me out of the recliner I immediately think of Angela Lansbury's chilling turn as Eleanor Iselin in the 1962 John Frankenheimer film The Manchurian Candidate. (Don't bother with the soggy 2004 remake, which is awful in every way imaginable) The Manchurian Candidate is a palate cleansing suspense thriller worlds away from Lansbury's sweet, meddling mystery writer J.B. Fletcher from Murder, She Wrote.
Read
8 comments

Snarky's Cinemachine: Knight and Daze

Movies post by snarkysmachine on June 25, 2010 - 9:34am; tagged 20th Fox, Action Films, Cameron Diaz, Knight and Day, Snarky's Cinemachine, Tom Cruise.
At some point between the release of 1996's Mission: Impossible and Jerry Maguire I discovered I could predict future Tom Cruise trends based on what I knew about his upcoming releases. Granted, I could not give pertinent details such as box office grosses or where he might holiday with his family, but I could predict things such as potential co-stars (I had Thandie Newton as his M:I2 co-star before I'd even left the screening of the first installment of the franchise) and general trends. I have always believed Cruise's persona was carefully constructed in a way that is much more sophisticated than many stars' audiences are used to. Personally, I don't think any incarnation of Cruise's persona is in fact representative of Cruise himself, but I do think they tend to represent areas of concern he opts to explore on screen.

Watch the 2010 MTV Movie Awards at MTV.com!


Read
3 comments
  • « first
  • ‹ previous
  • …
  • 18
  • 19
  • 20
  • 21
  • 22
  • 23
  • 24
  • 25
  • 26
  • …
  • next ›
  • last »
Syndicate content

stop military rape sign the petitionSheBop: A Female Friendly Sex Toy BoutiqueSmitten Kitten: A Feminist Sex Toy Store for Everyone, 20% off, code: Bitch20Lunapads: Why ditch the disposables? Click here to watch a videoSponsorship Ad: "Cloth Pads and Mentrual Cups - sale!" Melissa Frdericks new album is called The Truth Is preview it now Goddard CollegeQuarter Moon Imports
Sponsorship Ad: "Sex and Death"

Audio Smut

Welcome!Login or Register
Bitch Magazine
  • About Us
    • Book: Bitchfest
      • Bitchfest reviews
    • Boards and Councils
      • Board of Directors & Advisory Board
    • Contact
    • Customer Service
    • Events
    • FAQs
      • About the Website
      • About the Magazine
      • About Subscriptions and Merchandise
      • About Getting Involved
    • Get Involved
      • B-mail Signup
      • Internships & Volunteering
      • Contribute to Bitch magazine
      • Become a B-Hive member
      • Sponsorship/Ads
      • Host a house party
    • History
    • Lending Library
      • About the Library
      • Library Blog
      • Donate to the Library
    • Press
    • Sponsorship/Ads
    • Staff
    • Store Policies
    • Speakers
  • Blogs
    • Bitch Blog!
    • Guest Blogs
      • Gabrielle Moss: Women Aren't Funny
      • Victoria Law: Girls of Color in Dystopia
      • Yoonj Kim: Model Media
    • Books
    • Movies
    • Music
    • TV
    • Ms. Opinionated Advice Column
    • Comments Policy
    • Subscribe to Feed of All Posts (RSS)
    • Got a Blog Pitch?
  • Bitch Magazine
    • Current Issue: Micro/Macro
    • Articles
    • Back Issues
    • Change of Address
    • Contributor's Guidelines
    • Customer Service
    • Subscribe
  • Podcasts
  • Donate
    • Donate
    • Join the B-Hive
    • B-Keepers Membership
    • Our Donors
    • Why Give?
    • Customer Service
  • Shop
  • Donate
  • About Us
    • Book: Bitchfest
      • Bitchfest reviews
    • Boards and Councils
      • Board of Directors & Advisory Board
    • Contact
    • Customer Service
    • Events
    • FAQs
      • About the Website
      • About the Magazine
      • About Subscriptions and Merchandise
      • About Getting Involved
    • Get Involved
      • B-mail Signup
      • Internships & Volunteering
      • Contribute to Bitch magazine
      • Become a B-Hive member
      • Sponsorship/Ads
      • Host a house party
    • History
    • Lending Library
      • About the Library
      • Library Blog
      • Donate to the Library
    • Press
    • Sponsorship/Ads
    • Staff
    • Store Policies
    • Speakers
  • Blogs
    • Bitch Blog!
    • Guest Blogs
      • Gabrielle Moss: Women Aren't Funny
      • Victoria Law: Girls of Color in Dystopia
      • Yoonj Kim: Model Media
    • Books
    • Movies
    • Music
    • TV
    • Ms. Opinionated Advice Column
    • Comments Policy
    • Subscribe to Feed of All Posts (RSS)
    • Got a Blog Pitch?
  • Bitch Magazine
    • Current Issue: Micro/Macro
    • Articles
    • Back Issues
    • Change of Address
    • Contributor's Guidelines
    • Customer Service
    • Subscribe
  • Podcasts
  • Donate
    • Donate
    • Join the B-Hive
    • B-Keepers Membership
    • Our Donors
    • Why Give?
    • Customer Service
  • Shop
  • facebook.png Facebook
  • myspace_icon.png MySpace
  • stumbleit.png StumbleUpon
  • youtube_icon.png YouTube
  • delicious_icon.jpg del.icio.us
  • flickr_icon_.jpg Flickr
  • Follow us on Twitter Twitter
  • Google Plus Google+
© 2013 Bitch Media