The Legend of Zelda has been a beloved game for over 25 years. One of the world's most popular video games, the tale of the Zelda series revolves not around the titular Princess Zelda—who demonstrates time and time again an overwhelming tendency to get kidnapped—but around young pointy-hatted hero Link's attempts to save his magical kingdom of Hyrule from the evil clutches of the desert brigand Ganon.
Over the past several months, I have found myself increasingly depressed and enraged by what seems to be endless stories about sexual and physical violence directed toward girls. There is something that tends to haunt our culture's thinking about girls: suspicion.
Back in March, I wrote about my frustration with reading Disney's princess books to my daughter. Instead of reading her the actual words of the Snow White tale, I've taken to freestyling an alternative storyline where Snow White is an empowered dance instructor who also loves fresh fruit. A lot of people responded that they were also annoyed by the all the helpless princess storylines, but others noted that the princesses have evolved. "Disney princesses have come a long way in the 70 years since Snow White," wrote one reader.
In some ways, this is true. In other ways, the princesses are worse now than they were in 1940.
This morning in the doctor's office waiting room, I leafed through a copy of Ladies' Home Journal and landed on an article called,"The Thinking Woman's Guide to Cleavage." The article pairs tips for covering up your cleavage with a sidebar of celebrity's "buzzworthy boobs."
This is a real article. And it would be perfect fodder for the new women's magazine parody website Reductress. Just launched last week, Reductress takes aim at media stuffed with "buzzworthy boob" profiles the way The Onion spoofs 24-hour newspapers.
Among all the comedy online, Reductress stands out as genuinely fresh and funny. Just look at these headlines: