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I Can Has Feminizm?

Comedy post by Kelsey Wallace on September 27, 2009 - 10:39am; tagged feminizm, I Can Has Cheezburger?, I Can Has Feminizm?, Jenny Slate, LOLz, SNL, sonia sotomayor, television.
It's finally here, the moment you've been waiting for all week long. No, we're not talking about tonight's episode of Mad Men (but omg what is going to happen to Joan?), we're talking about FEMINIZT LOLZ!!! Why? Because LOLz are watching even when we aren't. Check out what their sharp eyes caught on television this week!

Say, did anyone see Jenny Slate's now infamous swear-word slip on SNL last night?

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Bunnies are sooo conservative! Get over it already!


What about the Yankees game on Saturday? Did anyone get a chance to see the ceremonial opening pitch?

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In this case, that seems like a good thing. Way to go, Sonia!


And what about television this week? From the disappointing premiere of The Good Wife to the stereotype-laden The Witches of Eastwick, this hasn't been a great television season for women so far. Will things get any better?

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Hmm . . . She must be talking about Cougar Town.


Sigh. What would we do without LOLz? Be a lot sadder, that's what. So if you've got some feminizt LOLz hiding up your sleeve, send them our way! Have a grate weekend.
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And the Joke Contest Winners Are...

Comedy post by Kelsey Wallace on September 22, 2009 - 12:14pm; tagged contest, feminism, hilarity, jokes, Randa Jarrar, winners.
Thanks so much to everyone who participated in our feminist joke contest earlier this month! After much careful consideration, we have chosen our top five. Because we don't have addresses and contact info for the people who comment on this site (you know, because we aren't creeps), if you are one of the winners you'll need to contact Kelsey (that's me) with your info so that she (I) can send you your prize: A copy of A Map of Home by Randa Jarrar!

THE WINNERS (in no particular order):

lauraxorz: Q: (you, the awesome woman telling this joke, hold up pointer and middle fingers together) Why can't you masturbate with these two fingers?

A: (you, as the awesome woman telling this joke, have to say this) Because they're mine!

The remaining winners after the jump!
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