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Douchebag Decree: Richard Grenell, Romney Spokesperson and Sexist Tweeter

Douchebag Decree post by Kelsey Wallace on April 26, 2012 - 1:50pm; tagged Douchebag Decree, Mitt Romney, sexism, Twitter.
GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney's sexism is old news at this point, but hey, it's election season and he has to stay in the news, right? Romney doubled down on the misogyny last Thursday by hiring Richard Grenell as his national security and foreign policy adviser. Grenell, formerly of the Bush administration, kicked off his first week on the job by deleting a bunch of sexist shit from his Twitter account.

grenell, a white man, raising his hand.
Sexist tweeters, raise your hands!
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Douchebag Decree: That Racist Swedish Cake and Everyone Who Had a Piece in It.

Douchebag Decree post by Julie Falk on April 19, 2012 - 2:06pm; tagged cake, racism, Sweden.

Like many, I find these images racist, repulsive, and anti-woman. But, because this cake was consumed at museum and not, (believe it or not) at a pathetic frat party, and this cake was conceived as performance art, we will discuss further.

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Douchebag Decree: Governor Scott Walker, General in the War on Women

Douchebag Decree post by Morgan Hecht on April 13, 2012 - 9:51am; tagged Douchebag Decree, Scott Walker.

Douchebag Decree logo in red and blue letters it says Ye Olde Douchebag Decree. Bitch hereby declares the following person a total douchebag

It comes as no surprise that when Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker signed over 50 bills last Thursday, several of those bills limited women's reproductive rights. However, Walker took his douchery to a new level by repealing the state's Equal Pay Enforcement Act. Governor Scott Walker you have earned a Douchebag Decree for taking your sexism a step beyond reproductive health issues, limiting women's rights even farther by denying them legal protection from gender-based work discrimination.

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Douchebag Decree: Belvedere Takes Lack of Consent to New Level

Douchebag Decree post by Kjerstin Johnson on April 5, 2012 - 10:44am;

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the Belvedere ad in question that pictures a young woman who looks horrified being pulled into the lap of a smiling young man. the text reads Unlike some people, Belvedere always goes down smoothRemember the brief history of this Belvedere ad? The ad, reading "Unlike some people, Belvedere always goes down smooth," and pictured a visibly upset woman being pulled down into the lap of a dude with the skeeviest smile ever, was posted last week on the vodka company's Facebook page. Once it (immediately) started catching flak, it was taken down. The ad, which unsubtly evokes sexual assault, was more than in bad taste, but it turns out they weren't even using the image with permission, and the actress pictured is pissed. 

 

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Douchebag Decree: Forever 21 Hates Your Knees

Douchebag Decree post by Kelsey Wallace on March 29, 2012 - 2:23pm; tagged body image, Douchebag Decree, fashion, Forever 21, kneecaps.

"ye olde douchebag decree" in blue letters with a light blue hand-drawn douchebag in the background, and "BITCH HEREBY DECLARES THE FOLLOWING PERSON A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG" in small letters in red underneath.



Not content to just Photoshop its models to look thinner and younger, megaretailer Forever 21 is now airbrushing out their kneecaps. Kneecaps! Sooo gross right?
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Douchebag Decree: Sanford Police Department

Douchebag Decree post by Kjerstin Johnson on March 22, 2012 - 1:32pm;

Douchebag is too flippant a word to describe what happened in Sanford, Florida. George Zimmerman, a self-appointed neighbhood watch member with a history of racial profiling shot Trayvon Martin, an unarmed black 17-year-old. Zimmerman claims he acted in self-defense, but witnesses and 911 calls—and the fact that Martin was carrying a can of Arizona tea and bag of Skittles, Zimmerman was carrying a loaded 9mm—say otherwise. Martin is dead, Zimmerman is still free, and the Sanford Police Department is showing only a sliver of accountability today with the Chief of Police temporarily "stepping aside."

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Douchebag Decree: Ernest Perce V, Slavery Billboard Defender

Douchebag Decree post by Kelsey Wallace on March 15, 2012 - 11:58am; tagged billboard, Douchebag Decree, Ernest Perce V, slavery.

"ye olde douchebag decree" in blue letters with a light blue hand-drawn douchebag in the background, and "BITCH HEREBY DECLARES THE FOLLOWING PERSON A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG" in small letters in red underneath.



In an attempt to protest the Pennsylvania state House's recent designation of 2012 as "The Year of the Bible" (which is admittedly messed up), two atheist groups went the fight-douche-with-douche route last week and erected a slavery-themed billboard in "one of the Harrisburg's most racially diverse neighborhoods." Ostensibly meant to highlight the hypocrisy of the "Year of the Bible," the billboard instead pissed people off because it's racist.
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Douchebag Decree: Liz "Women in the Military Should Expect to Get Raped" Trotta

Douchebag Decree post by Kelsey Wallace on February 16, 2012 - 1:35pm; tagged Douchebag Decree, Liz Trotta, rape, US military.

"ye olde douchebag decree" in blue letters with a light blue hand-drawn douchebag in the background, and "BITCH HEREBY DECLARES THE FOLLOWING PERSON A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG" in small letters in red underneath.



Trigger warning for discussion of rape and sexual assault.

Fox News isn't exactly known for its nuanced feminist critiques, but when pundit Liz Trotta aired her views on women in the military earlier this week, stating that—among other things—women working in close quarters with men should expect to be raped, things reached a whole new level of douche.
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Douchebag Decree: Pete Hoekstra's Racist Political Ad

Douchebag Decree post by Kjerstin Johnson on February 9, 2012 - 1:24pm;
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This morning I woke up to the news that the Census Bureau counts dad staying home with the kids as "child care arrangement" (not so much, moms who do the same thing!), and a certain, Gawker-owned "women's issue" site posted stills of a woman being raped, but in a week of douchebags, I had to spend some time pointing out Pete Hoekstra's racist political ad that will be airing in Michigan for the next two weeks.
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Douchebag Decree: Jan Brewer

Douchebag Decree post by Mac Pogue on February 2, 2012 - 1:07pm; tagged Barack Obama, Jan Brewer, racism.

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"Finger wagging" doesn't really sum up the tense moment on the tarmac: Brewer is using her white privilege to mask her anger, in an attempt to assert power over Obama. The little power play at the Phoenix Airport speaks to the age-old stereotype of black men being seen as a threat to white women, and the fact that Jan Brewer took advantage of that earns her this week's Douchebag Decree.

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